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Did this bitch really just mention Krav Maga? Am I not free from Zionist propaganda even when it comes to books? Genuinely are these authors stupid? NO ONE ACTUALLY TRAINS KRAV MAGA OH MY LORD

This bitch Kim is getting on my nerves

Reminding myself that I have free will and can DNF this if I want to

The fucking second hand embarrassment had me walking a mile

I’m actually so speechless, what is this dumb bitch doing

“The only good place a man could be in is the doghouse”
Preach

Did he just burry her alive…?

Oh

Lord so help me, if this shit turns into some why choose gob shit I’m ending it

If that bitch callum doesn’t start shutting up

“I pause for a minute, trying to summon a single fuck to give. Just when I think I’ve got one, it fizzles away into the frigid air. “Wow, that’s crazy.” Top tier

“He mashes his bruised fist to his chest like some kind of tattooed gorilla” …Come again?

I’m slowly loosing my will to live bcs I’m not DNFing this

I’m about sick and tired of this pick me bitch

WTF IS THIS

“As if to answer me, the vision of my sweet sister flashes in my mind, and I feel everything.”

…that’s a sentence alright

Let’s start another trashy read, my favorite form of sh

“Touch her again and they’ll never find your body”
you’re a cook bfr 😭

…not the best Ramadan choice

How is the psychopath in the slammer the only voice of reason in this book

What have I gotten myself into

This girl just told her mom she’s dating the hier the Russian mafia and the only response her mom comes up with is “okay and? I don’t see how that’s a problem? So what if he’s dangerous” BITCH WHAT

Did bro acc just play Russian roulette with my girl’s vagina?!

Did he just strangle her half to death-while she was experiencing sleep paralysis mind you- because she said another man’s name?

No way she drunk sexted the man who friend zoned her for the past YEARS

Sigh

I might acc die from how dumb Cecily is