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interesting premise!!

omg kiss already!!!

-> when the side characters are hotter and generally more bearable than the main

wow. laying it on thickk with the trauma.

WHATHAPPENEDWHENTHEYWERE11???

i thought i would like him. how wrong i was

barely 50 pages in and theres sa. whats up with this guy.

sheesh aiden calm tf down be normal. whats up with your psycho mind.

cant wait to “understand” him and get to their trauma dumps!!

also i get it he has grey eyes and they do something to you elsa please stop mentioning him and his “toned thighs” thanks

the frozen nickname is pure nonsense. shes girlbossing, so??

by reading acotar headcanons i know she ends up with some guy named rowan but chaol is just so sweet, not to mention dorian!?

i get the feeling that celaena and nehemia are going to be power buddies.

celaena’s inner ruminations are so funnily girlboss i can just imagine her huffing and puffing as she thinks those.

i would definitely watch a cooking show like that. elongate the amino chain by whisking??

the story behind madeline’s name is so zott-core i’m laughing out loud.

calvin evans gets more and more amusing as the story goes.

elizabeth darling you need therapy and not from the erg.

harriet dr. mason and walter are the only people i like now.

wakely is back!!

it’s so wonkily dark romance. oooh hades is down bad. also the souls already calling her their queen?? wooow.

kinda funny imagining hades and persephone in a dark romance

i should NOT have know greek mythology before reading this (sorry ashu) but i just cringe inwardly every time my brain compares that to this

no but why does she seem like such a pick-me?

totally not the “sHe dIdN’t cArE tHaT hAdEs wAs a gOd” oh please darling no. embrace the vibe and make yourself more bearable thank you very much.

less than 50 pages into the book and i know i’m going to cry at the end

loving the pencil and hating the time period