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noen is on page 277 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

why has everyone forgotten abt the two live t-rex's that are wondering around the park like no grant youre not going to sleep soundly in your bed tonight bc that mf is going to come back and eat you

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noen is on page 193 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

wdym it was common knowledge that raptors are nocturnal. and no one thought to watch the cameras that monitor the raptors at night. but also lesbian dinosaurs YASSS

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noen is on page 170 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

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noen is on page 100 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

the park made up of horrific dinosaur clone mutants isnt only harmful to humans—ITS ALSO DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT!

— Feb 14, 2026 12:39AM Add a comment

noen is on page 83 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

dr. sattler should be allowed to punch every man that says smth weird to her

— Feb 14, 2026 12:16AM Add a comment

noen is on page 69 of 466 of Jurassic Park (Jurassic Park, #1)

"Hammond always fretted that his elephant would die before Atherton could grow a replacement."

okay mr. crichton i see u

— Feb 13, 2026 11:59PM Add a comment