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After 9 books… Pet’s true name is incredibly anticlimactic and mundane 😂

Ménage a million - lol

“Don’t be kind to me” after he’s essentially ignored and stonewalled her on a trek for five days. Level 10 brainwashing achieved.

People may be seeing a love story - I’m seeing abuse. I’m over this particular pairing and the entire tough love theme of this book.

Not really a fan of the Taming of the Shrew light theme

“Yeah. Do me a favor and have a chat with whichever of your people channels Hercules to seal jars. Pickles don’t escape in the dark of night. They don’t need to be so forcefully restrained.”

Amber is so obnoxious. I’d love to wring her scrawny neck

“That’s my emotional support vampire!” I said crankily. “Put him down!” “Pet—” “I was asleep!” I snarled. “And I was warm! Now I have carpet burn and I’m awake!”

“It’d smell like a dead thing.” “Thought you lot liked that sort of thing,” I grumbled. “Don’t you lot roll in dead things?” “That’s racist,” he said, but he was grinning. “Only the young ones do that... As if to prove him right, one of the younger lycanthropes shuffled close and rubbed his cheek against my sleeve, giggling. “What the heck!” I protested. “Get off!”

Beatrice cackled. “Your expression, Janette! What did you do to her, Mr. Hampton?” “Bradley, please. And I annoyed her. Annoying her is one of my joys in life.” “Then you must have been the happiest of men,” I muttered in my wryest tone.

This narrator is awful! Pronunciation of names and titles are way off. Poor Jenks sounds like a baby girl.

"PISS-cary" "Say-han" Oh my head hurts!

“I know it’s impossible to find human men as lovely as me in your world, but if you have to resort to trapping your lovers and tying them to your mostly naked body, then you’re doing something wrong.”

Too heavy on the religious aspect for this atheists. I’m calling it quits

Um. Was it really necessary to start the book with an entire chapter on reapers fighting?
Priorities, Victoria, priorities! Like Blaine!

It occurred to me that kissing an Irish werewolf from Boston and an Italian demon from Philadelphia was like, a triple-decker rivalry. Wars were probably launched on less.

“You really like her too.” “I’ve come to my senses since that night. I guess the heady smell of bowling shoes got me feeling amorous.”

“I guess that’s the thing with enticing a devil to love. We’ll go to the depths of Hell for you without any concern for whether it’s right or wrong.”

"Can I get anything else for you?" The waiter kept looking down at my lap, trying to get a glimpse of the panties I wasn't wearing under my very short skirt. Unable to help myself, I spread my legs a little. "No, just the check please." There was an awkward moment of silence as the waiter ogled my not so private parts, mouth agape.

Why buy the cow when the milk is free?" "Why buy the whole pig, just for a little sausage?"

"I'll have a venti coffee, black." "Black?" "Yes. I like my coffee like I like my men." "Black?" "Hard to swallow."

Oh yes, this is the content I've been waiting for ;-)

I usually hate it when the ml smells the woman but I have nothing against Zylas smelling Robin. Nothing at all ;-)

“I cheated on you because I hate the power you have over me.” **** sure, blame the woman like the good little misogynist that you are.