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museum of the city of new york mention

scott hunter it seems i am quite fond of you and your rochesterian ways. my Section V athletics king.

OSU football is betraying me so i’m pulling out the hockey yaoi

the discussion of the world’s second largest gavel located in beautiful columbus ohio is disturbing me. please get out of my house

SCOTT HUNTER FROM THE FINGER LAKES????????

he is not marc-andre fleury but that’s who i keep picturing lmao

ok this is sidney crosby fanfic

ok girl i’m stressed

left this book at home on accident but we are so back 🙏

“I found out recently that our friend is a junkie now—caught up in the plague that is really a smooth form of genocide.”

congrats on the socialism, steve.

love this

Loved the Naruto-themed practice question on simple interest. Sakura, I’m sorry your gay husband and your gay husband’s boyfriend scammed you out of $200.

“‘But that sounds … like he was against industrial capitalism. Wouldn’t that disqualify him as any kind of anti-Communist figure?’”

You are asking this question to the man named “Fallopian” please be for real

sick spreadsheets bro. how much is your electrical bill huh?

Another banger chapter. I hate payday lenders 💥💥💥💥💥

I’m just imagining Baby Igor as Baby Billy from The Righteous Gemstones. Also obsessed with the concept of pretending to be British to make your boy band famous.

“Yes, despite the world falling apart, she was happy.”

A TRUE WIFE GUY WIN!!!!!!!!

oh it’s getting so real right now

every time i pick up this book i get really into it. and then i set it down and the weird vibes catch up to me.

“‘Tom’s doing some late-night work with Robert Drake’s young clerk.’”
That young clerk is stroking Tom’s thighs and using them as pillows rn ??

i’m locked in. i will finish this book. i can do it

This book has Cassandra Clare vibes. It’s fine but I’m just waiting for some weird shit to go down. I feel the constant dread in my soul.

please go to a marriage counselor

“What was that question he’d asked her supposed to mean? Did he think that she was hiding information from him?”

HE WANTS YOU TO SAY “I LOVE YOU” OMFG. GIRL YOU HAVE A HOT HUSBAND WHO IS (not so) SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH YOU. PLEASE GET IT TOGETHER.

TELL HIM THAT YOU LOVE HIM BEFORE I THROW UP. I SWEAR TO GOD.