Jess > Recent Status Updates

miroku on the cover im already pissed off

if miroku has 0 haters assume im dead

this art fucking bangs

holy lore drop

EXPECTED 8 FOUND 37?????????

im still not over the spur of the moment boob job… computer pls insert gif of patricia clarkson taking the pen away from amy adams in sharp objects…

are you ready to die peter murdoch

saying i love you two hours after your first kiss… acting like a child literally going “uppies” and being carried around your own house… fainting after your second kiss… immediately invited to meet the family… wearing a long khaki skirt to meet said family… bella swan please email me we need to talk it’s urgent

realistically how clumsy can a person be. it’s chapter 3 and she’s fallen over like 6 times. girl get UPPPPPP

idk if it’s getting better or if i just love romeo and juliet. mc still pissing me off. not a single woman written well. every character a caricature of themselves. i think i know who the murderer is. GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEE

mc is pissing me off so bad. i couldn’t put this book down at first and now i can’t wait for it be overrrrrrrr