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the fucking wrist grabbing in Korean content is my greatest op so DONT PISS ME OFF JAEWOO

oh no it's pg21 and I'm tearing up

Keema, babe, that's a remarkably un-platonic way to watch over your sleeping comrade

well, the polycule joke I made like 10% in has uno reversed on me

oh, oh no

this lesbian joke has gotten me every single time, thank you Margaret

started this sequel not really caring and now I'm weeping

"day-old bread stick" as a term of endearment, 10/10

this book feels my subset of adhd and I can explain further, thank you

stfg fonda lee I'm glad this series is over so you can't keep doing this shit to my kids

grandma is healing me

oh noo, I'm definitely not back on my bullshit and pledging eternal fealty to another sarcastically caring they/them immediately after they appear on page. you must've confused me with someone else 🫰

Names: goofy, Premise: silly, The homosexual urge to yearn: priceless

I'll take "The Fear of Class Solidarity" for 500, Ken

This narrative structure is my favorite; I'm announcing it formally. Idk how to explain it (I'm not sure I'll even know by the end) but I'm obsessed

ya know when you read something with a long list of accolades and simply don't trust media coverage to not have completely missed the point? bc if I see another review of this book talk about Arab/Muslim oppression of women I'm gonna McFreakingLoseIt babe

omggggg the photo slide, the memory sharing. I weep

well, ya got me. I guess this is one way for me to care about Maco the lil bitch

okay o o okay, you want me to care about Maro sooo much and I simply don't

hilo bb no, this is the opposite of beating the allegations

I've never seen a book mmm-whatcha-say its own narrator so many times omfg it's been a central framing of this narrative