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AWWWW MOMMY SPHINX

My girlfriend gets so depressed she never leaves the house she doesn’t even get dressed /lyr

Oh yeah basically done guys

Grace say Grace will die Rocky fix /q

AWWWWW MONGO… also the ai is such a freak

REPLACE PRINCESS DONUT?!

Did a little writing

TW: animal death :(

My new book is so big

Bro why do I have to wait like 2 days for a book that’s 2 hours away

Awww Princess Donut has a crush

Dear Ellis, I have something really fucking angelic to show you/q

Carl x an ai with a foot fetish awwww so cute

Me, Press, and their friend playing the butchery
Me “does anyone have bullets? I need them to defeat the horse!”
Press “I do but they’re already in my gun sorry”
In the chicken area
Me “we’re out of bullets except for a rifle bullet that I’m saving we have to just run”
Press’s friend “oh I’ve had bullets since the start of the game.”
Me aims the rifle at them
Press “NOT FRIENDLY NOT FRIENDLY/ref”

Press watching me struggle with my shopping addiction
Me trying to get an Amazon gift card now matter what

Guys Press is the sexiest girl ever can confirm

Me and Press before we were friends:
Me “I think you’d be a bunny if you were an animal!”
Press “you’d probably be an owl”
Me and Press now
Me “oh you’d definitely be the pig from the butchery or the chickens”
Press “yeah well you would be the dune worms”
Me “awww so sweet!!! 🫰”

The level of hate in some of people’s hearts is genuinely wild like how do you live in a constant state of anger and hatred bro

Stares wide eyed

Me and Press when we live together and we have one billion unread books and realize there’s layers to this shit

Achilles “well she doesn’t want to have kids with me so who does she want to have kids with?”
Patroclus sweating profusely
Achilles “WITH YOU?! OH HELL NO!!!!!”

My stepbrother staring at me when I make him do my laundry for me while I go out to eat (it’s ok because he’s a man and meant to do my bidding)

Me staring at my bestie as she says the most diabolical things ever about a fictional character

So many inaccuracies but the worst one is that Patroclus doesn’t have his dogs

I don’t know how or where to go from here anymore

Press hasn’t stolen any books from me recently something can’t right here

Sadly everything has a meaning with me even if it’s unclear 🥀

Ponders

Rat clenches fist in fit of rage

What….

Explaining to my mom why I needed her kindle unlimited was awkward for this one