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this is making me so angry, i‘m having physical reactions while listening to this.

screw me because the re-read has me sympathise with eli SO MUCH. i‘m done.

„‚i’m cold“ she said. „i‘m victor“ he said.“
ripping dad jokes in front of a child who‘s just been shot is tough shit, victor.

i‘m eating the christian symbolism of sin up SOO BAD. somebody sedate me.

coronialius is pmo so bad— SEDATE ME

darf man noch drei mahlzeiten am tag, die nicht kohlsuppe sind? yuck.

„s‘up, brother“ apollo said—

i‘m bawling over the banshee with a speech impediment who only writes notes saying ‚ooeeooeeooee‘ & slides them under ur door.

i have no idea what‘s going on but this entity is SO FUCKING COOL. collecting body parts / organs to do what exactly with them?

suzanne collins has to stop giving me father figures & instantly taking them away again— NOT BOGGS WAAAH

every single mention of cinna has me bawling like a widower who lost his spouse in war. i think i‘m gonna die in this house.

katniss being upset about now knowing the tributes better & being more attached to all of them than in the first game IS SO RELATABLE. i just know i‘ll bawl even more this time around :D

oh this is different— knowing what this book is gonna end up on IS PEAK because there are SOO MANY good shoves into that exact direction.

i‘m in deep agony. i know how it‘s gonna end BUT DO I KNOW HOW IT‘S GONNA END? i don‘t feel like i do because my prior knowledge of all that happened did nothing to soothe the pain—

okay aber lowkey, didn‘t know movie‘s caesar flickerman left any room for improvement. how wrong i was—

eat me alive bc having katniss‘ inner monologue makes all of this hurt even more??

yeah sure, follow the creepy ahh child ‚home‘ in the middle of a folktale haunted forest while trying to save your lost (prolly dead) coworker. great idea.

i‘m kinda intrigued but i crave more horror

if i had a nickel for every elaborate mukbang in this book, i‘d have two nickels. which isn‘t a lot but it‘s weird that it happened twice.

okay the general magic system of this world IS SO COOL. once again the crime scenes are hitting DIFFERENT with the botanical horror

ml wang & making cliché characters actually SMASHABLE ASF?? wtf

OH THIS IS SO COOL. giggling & kicking my feet over this pride month treat

the investigator duo is hilarious wow

this isn‘t how murder mysteries usually go??

off to a good start? kenzo is funny as hell & whoever is running around with a red hat, scaring people (me, i‘m people) to death: stop pls <3

somebody get wylan out of this and give him a hot cocoa fireplace evening with his mother please.

this is actively sending me. love this as a contrast to crooked kingdom

the denial i held onto— „sankta alina“ being alina starkov was so obvious but i‘m glad they said her name out loud so i can stop lying to myself. they really screwed up the timeline in the show, huh?