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oh this is different— knowing what this book is gonna end up on IS PEAK because there are SOO MANY good shoves into that exact direction.

i‘m in deep agony. i know how it‘s gonna end BUT DO I KNOW HOW IT‘S GONNA END? i don‘t feel like i do because my prior knowledge of all that happened did nothing to soothe the pain—

okay aber lowkey, didn‘t know movie‘s caesar flickerman left any room for improvement. how wrong i was—

eat me alive bc having katniss‘ inner monologue makes all of this hurt even more??

yeah sure, follow the creepy ahh child ‚home‘ in the middle of a folktale haunted forest while trying to save your lost (prolly dead) coworker. great idea.

i‘m kinda intrigued but i crave more horror

if i had a nickel for every elaborate mukbang in this book, i‘d have two nickels. which isn‘t a lot but it‘s weird that it happened twice.

okay the general magic system of this world IS SO COOL. once again the crime scenes are hitting DIFFERENT with the botanical horror

ml wang & making cliché characters actually SMASHABLE ASF?? wtf

OH THIS IS SO COOL. giggling & kicking my feet over this pride month treat

the investigator duo is hilarious wow

this isn‘t how murder mysteries usually go??

off to a good start? kenzo is funny as hell & whoever is running around with a red hat, scaring people (me, i‘m people) to death: stop pls <3

somebody get wylan out of this and give him a hot cocoa fireplace evening with his mother please.

this is actively sending me. love this as a contrast to crooked kingdom

the denial i held onto— „sankta alina“ being alina starkov was so obvious but i‘m glad they said her name out loud so i can stop lying to myself. they really screwed up the timeline in the show, huh?

grrr ziegen >:(

„gerechtigkeit ist, wenn man traben kann, wo man will, und grasen, wo man will. wenn man seinen weg gehen kann. wenn man um seinen weg kämpfen darf. wenn niemand einem den weg stiehlt. das ist gerechtigkeit!“. rede.

aber warum slapped der zweite teil nach hundert seiten schon mehr als der erste?

i can respect isis for wanting to skip the industrial revolution so hard. the original hater & inventor of boycotting.

read the blurb a VERY long time ago & am kinda baffled by laura being the obsessive one of her and carmilla in this.

matthias successfully ragebaited me & i‘m still dealing with the whiplash. had me actually thinking he‘d rat them all out for a hot second.

the way all of them keep ripping jokes actually fit for their age is killing me bc they behave so much more mature in all other aspects of their behaviour. keeps reminding me of all of them being minors oof.

kaz brekker, the original aura farmer

the pipeline of murderbot going from calling the team „my clients“ to „my humans“ may be my most favourite aspect of this.

ihr versteht nicht WIE SEHR mich die sapphic romance abholt. anyways,, i want to kick niclays (until he cries). he doesn‘t deserve to be near a dragon (he doesn‘t deserve to be. period.)

the priory eats & arteloth beck did NOT come prepared for it.