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Why does everyone in this book always have a headache drink some water damn

I have simply decided my reading slump will be cured by whatever the fuck this is

Never trust a man that spells his name like that

Rip Roman you would've loved Couch to 5k

Personally I hope Wickham falls into the Tyne during his trip to Newcastle ❤️

Hard relate to Lizzie lying awake at night being annoyed she's attracted to a man

Mr Wickham... Brotha ewww??? What's that???? What's that brothaaaaa?

Mr Darcy doing the Victorian equivalent of a YouTube apology

Chat he just proposed by calling her poor are we cooked

Jane is the nicest ray of sunshine to ever exist and Mr Bingley is a FOOL right now

"Fuck Mr Collins!" we all say in unison

Oh my god he's already obsessed with her

Free my boy Elo he just wants to make some damn bread and be a good step- dad.

Interesting foreword. Being thrown back to Summer 2020 was a bit of a shock but provides some nice context for the book and its political themes and pop references in 2016.

So cute seeing them do couple activities. Completely legal and wholesome activities. Nothing else.
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The industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race. I'm reading a book about mask kinks. Move over Shakespeare...

Another fantasy book, another "I can't tell you this major piece of information because plot contrivance" character...

Of course the French invented algebra...

Evangeline you are stronger than me because love bombing would absolutely work on me.

Oh she's... an awful person. Yeah she killed them and they deserved it but she's just... horrid????

The Bridgerton Effect is crazy

All women know how to do is eat scones and lie by omission

Woof. Demon Babies was a brutal chapter. I definitely had a good cry after reading that one.