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“I’m a doctor, for fucksakes. I chose my profession specifically so that I could right the wrong I can never take back. I am a good man. Not a dangerous one. So what the fuck am I doing even thinking about killing a man I barely know? What the hell is wrong with me?” Doc Kane & his morals dude 🤣

“Feels like a proper grown-up home. Something befitting of Dr McSpicy Kane.” I want to be Rose when I’m an adultier adult with some of her one liners lol

“Don’t look so mortified, Doc. I just get extra weird when I’m nervous and you’re standing there being all doctory and shit.” Rose is a mood

“But I’ve never heard that simple plea for help. Not until Rose.” FIONN KANE, YOU CUTE LIL DOCTOR. SUCH A SOFTIE

I love that Dr Kane is already smart enough to put the pieces together of what Rose did to Matt Cranwell

I love that it ends with a Persephone POV, who has Daisy, her imaginary friend that was once Mad Mabel’s Imaginary Friend Daphne

Elsie dies but it’s humorous to find out her neighbor had died from a lethal vitamin overdose

Peter: The Son of Mad Mabel & Christos the Greek

So Daphne IS an imaginary friend! AND THE MENTION OF HER WEARING HER FATHERS MAROON SOCKS WOTH GRAY DIAMONDS

PETER?

SHE HAD A BABY WHILE INCARCERATED?!

Wait that would actually make so much sense in the Present Day POVs because where would Daphne be living/sleeping? And why did she never meet Persephone? Why was she always conveniently not around when other people were with Elsie?? Was Elsie actually Mad Mabel or just traumatized?

Wait a second. Has Daphne been a mirage this whole time? Only being “real” when she was in Elsie’s kindergarten class?

What part of her Daphne Journal Entries couldn’t be verified 👀

Ya know what, her father had it coming. (Being beaten to death by his only living daughter bc he’s an asshole)

ANOTHER DEATH! Cess killed by Elsie’s father, which he blamed her for of course (bc she’s Mad Mabel)

I love that Elsie’s father was (legally) fighting for the house (under “but I have a family to raise!”) more than fighting Cess (Elsie’s aunt) for custody of Elsie - he really does love Rosehill more than his daughter

We are now up to 3 deaths and 2 injuries with Christos’ fall

Sister: Dead
Mother: Dead
Punk Ass Kid: Alive (but meaner) thanks to a coma
Mr. Loukas: Dead

I love that Elsie really only trusts these two friends with their AdLib YouTube Podcast lol

Roxanne: “I don’t want my daughter, Persephone, hanging around you anymore (despite the fact it’s upon her insistence) because you’re mad Mabel”

Roxanne a few chapters later “Ok so like, if you DID kill the Italian Stallion for me, could you like, make it painful?”

Kiddo Elsie and Daphne have an Anne of Green Gables Bosom Friend ceremony and Elsie’s teacher Mr Loukas kisses her outside church/mass?! Wild flashback/POV

BILLY IS STILL CONSCIOUS (only partially. And debatably for the time being)

First her sister. Then her mother. NOW SOME PUNK ASS KID NAMED BILLY? I’m convinced Elsa just had the worst luck ever

Elsie broke her wrist to protect Persephone 🥹 And Persephone was insistent on signing Elsie’s cast first.

I love that Elsie and Daphne have been besties since they were little

Uhh WHAT IS HAPPENINGGGG

“She (Elsie’s mother) simply launched over the balcony railing and disappeared without a sound”

WHAT A WILD WAY TO END A CHAPTER, SALLY

Are we considering Elsie’s (Mad Mabel’s) first kill to be her sister? 👀 Granted, Elsie was like 3 and had polio & her sister caught polio from Elsie

The Italian Stallion has a name. It’s Shane. And Persephone is hiding from him. Why?