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“I convinced my mom to open a bank account for me and told her I was selling Neopets, then went on to explain the microeconomics of Neopets until she bluescreened.”

“Will you work together with me as a team to pursue our life goals, deadass?”

"ok Alison like we get it u punctuate texts bc u don't want to risk looking stupid even though it makes you sound amish"

this is fantastic

wow!!