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I was genuinely so excited for this book...

then I found out that their parents started dating, so they're basically STEP-SIBLINGS??!!! EW EW EW EWWWWW WHYYYYYYY BRO; THIS WAS SO UNECESSARY-

THOMAS, STOP TRYING TO KISS YOUR SOON-TO-BE-STEP-SIBLING, YUCK! it's just icky, i'm sorry-

(ik they knew each other and flirted wayy before that, it's just so weird now that her mum & his dad are dating. please stop.)

almost done hate-reading this book because i'm too petty to dnf

WHY DO YOU REMEMBER A RANDOM DODGEBALL GAME FROM TEN YEARS AGO?? WHY IS THIS THE BEGINNING OF YOUR DECADE-LONG BEEF?????? IT'S TRULY NOT THAT DEEP.

she's actually so funny, omg-

she's pmo, why is she acting like a pick-me.

you had to get there at 7:20. why the hell did you get there a whole hour early to freeze??? you ain't impressing anyone because literally nobody else is there- girl. please. seek some therapy.

YES XAVIER, BEAT HIS ASS

holly, how dare you.

I CAN'T STOP CACKLING-

Like, you're the most infamous villain in this fantasy world... and your middle name is ARTHUR??!!! ALSO, WHY DID THEY SPELL TRYSTAN WITH A Y???

Atp, the biggest crime this man - titled 'The Villain,' and regularly torturing/murdering people, btw - has committed is allowing his name to be Trystan Arthur Maverine.

BRO SHE'S LITERALLY Y/N.

SHE HAS A DEAD MOM, A DYING DAD, A LITTLE SIBLING-

LIKE, TFYM SHE TOLD HER BOSS SHE HAD A DIRTY DREAM ABOUT HIM??

SHE TRIPS OVER EVERYTHING AND HAS A CRUSH ON HER BOSS - THE EVIL CEO WHO'S MORALLY GRAY BUT DOESN'T KILL INNOCENTS TO HE'S "NOT BAD JUST MISUNDERSTOOD," LIKE... GIRL??

I sincerely hope this entire book is satire. It's kinda funny tho-
like if you take NOTHING seriously.

tella, i'm ur number 1 defender, but you can't be serious rn.

wdym u just begged ur sister (the empress) to change the date of a national holiday because u haven't found the right gift for ur bf yet...

"MY LIFE WILL BE OVER" she said and it's literally just this...touch some grass and just go find a gift, it is NOT that deep. he gave up immortality for u, i honestly don't think he'll care too much if u can't.

"...it's just business-" NO IT ISN'T, RUSSO YOU IDIOT, TELL VIV HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER WTF

I've waited for this book since Hollowpox came out; glad to say that 10-year-old me, who started reading Nevermoor in 2018 for the first time, would be thrilled to know it's still sooo good!!

Fingers crossed that the next 500 pages were worth the 5-year wait (:
(So far, the second book is the best, and this one's not even close. But it's defo worth a read!) Stay tuned for an unhinged review in September, folks!