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this shit is MESSY af I love it

This is ASS...but im invested

Gotta love Jules Verne novels bc there’s always a chapter where he just pulls fake science out of his ass so the characters can go on a cool adventure

Fuck your zodiac sign what circle of hell would you be thrown into?

Whenever I read something detailing The Great Oxygenation Event I always take in a deep breath to flex on all the non O2 users that got wiped out

Knox needs to be locked up bc wtf was that

Just when I thought this book wouldn’t beat the mid allegations they stormed the Bastille now I’m invested

I can already tell this book is gonna bother me bc I hate both England and France with a burning passion

I CANNOT read this book on an empty stomach the way the author describes food wont allow for it

Sherlock obsession, off-putting vibes, Repressed anger??? Michael is me

these books are such a comfort Brian Jacques literally never misses

Rip Willoughby you would have loved love bombing

The hardest thing about reading these books isn’t the writing style or anything like that it’s the fact that I have to gaslight myself into thinking the 50+ year old love interest is age appropriate for the main characters

If anything bad happens to my pookie bear Inej you will not be hearing from me for at least 14 business days

you know what I kinda like Mr Uttersons nosy ass

This is like oceans 11 but if Danny Ocean started plucking peoples eyeballs

Is Erik insane…maybe but at least he has hobbies a lot of you can’t relate 🤔

Im torn between being worried for Pip and wanting to see what she does going fully off the rails

Reading this in 20 page increments every night to give it a before storybook vibe and also to make it last bc it’s incredibly peak fiction

Unhinged investigator Pip is my favorite of all the pips

If anything happens to Pip and Ravi I will be angry