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She’s already pissing me off. 32 and has the emotional maturity of a piece of wet lettuce. Idk if I can do this, but I’ll give it a few more chapters.

Y’know, try as I might, I really can’t fathom why she cared enough about any of this to even get to this point. Everybody keeps asking her why she cares so much and that’s such a fantastic question. But all she says is: “it just doesn’t sit right with me.” That’s not enough, I’m sorry. Sunken cost fallacy is the only reason I’m still here.

Luke 🥹😭

I really don’t want to be inside this uncle ruckus mf’s thoughts. It’s been two paragraphs and ALREADY I’m sick of him. This is really how I gotta end the book? Y’all couldn’t have made him chapter 3?

Charity, I need you to wake up girl. We’re on a time crunch. Your family needs you.

Everybody gotta die. Today! Starting with Clara’s bum ass in Vermont. Gertrude too.

Why would you tell him his name?

Just hit me that there’s only 4 chapters in the whole book.

I feel sick. Like I’m gonna throw up

Intro alone is already throwing punches left and right, my God. I’ve already highlighted like 5 quotes.

I’ve had this since September, I’m almost mad I didn’t look at this ‘til now.

Fighting for every single page I read

Sorry, I have to laugh. I have a hard time believing that the smartest person between an alien and a human is the human.

Everything is so convenient. You just happen to have this random DNA marker. You just happen to remember everything you need when you need it. You just happen to be smart enough to discover & translate an alien language in two seconds. And I’m still stuck on how the smartest, most perfect candidate in the world just happens to be a white, middle school science teacher. All the black & brown people are flashbacks.

I feel like I’m being punk’d. I should’ve turned around when he woke up from a three year coma with a six pack

This author really likes science. And that’s cool, ig. But I’ve been noticing a few things that I don’t really like. Hoping I start caring soon, but I doubt it.

Ilya’s depressed. And it’s, in turn, depressing me. Worse every chapter.

I just feel it in my bones he does not have that jar

Smh

Alright. Ease up. I’ve heard you already.