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FMC: "Another reason I picked you over the other guys is because you didn't say much of fucking anything in your profile at all, and I thought, that's PERFECT, cause I can say enough for the fucking two of us, you know?"


I love her.

Mafia princess age gap axolotl alien romance????

Idk man i kinda ship it already

"I claimed you because the fractures in your soul align with mine"

THIS JUST GOT REALLY SAD YA'LL WHAT THE HECK

Interesting use of a dead body.......

MMC is a little unhinged but funny is a dark way, FMC is strong and stands up for herself, and the audio is actually just the right touch of graphic audio that meshes so well with the narrators. I'm really enjoying this one; they made a whole experience here (and this is coming from someone who usually steers clear of graphic audio)

loving the strong FMC already

Arc team ftwwwwwwww

Feels super chill thus far and not a problem if I zone out. Narrator is easy to listen to.

Brain barely functioning rn and I really cant read anything at all rn hence why my challenge is currently all sentient object romances.

So this audiobook may help.

I must be more exhausted than I realized because it took me this long to realize his name is Phillip because he's a SCREWDRIVER.