chris ✨🎀 :) > Recent Status Updates

oh maddie…girl… you are fucking exhausting

“i’m a sweatshirt slut. a hoodie whore”
“and damn him for the way that make my nipples perk up. my areolas are so happy.”
“why did you you have to stick me with loathsome panty-melting man?”


girl… WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE?

and take a shot every time the word “responsible” is mentioned

making it my mission to not read reviews before starting a book

i feel like this book is all over the place 😵‍💫

this book has gone on for FAR too long 🫩

all of these people are a hot mess

uhhh