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Mary, please get a fucking massage

Don’t ask me how I feel about my day job 🫣

Lex is actually the most annoying fictional character ever invented I will personally pay the dinosaurs to take her out

The park imploding all because a software engineer didn’t document their code is cracking me up

Finishing this before book club Tuesday feels like a mission as hard (if not harder) than Grace’s mission to save humanity

Mark my words, 2026 is the year I’ll figure out wtf a Roth IRA is

Sociopaths are the situationship final boss

Read Radical Acceptance Patric!!!!

I do now understand what people mean when they say Sally Rooney’s writing can be a bit pretentious

I will be looking for any opportunity to integrate the term “latkepalooza” into my vocabulary

BRB dropping to my knees and screaming “nooooooo” at the sky

Barclay is actually the worst character I’ve ever experienced… the author is really killing it at the whole repulsive man thing 🤢

*spoilers* Recording my theoryyyy I think the mystery woman that funded the publishing of Marian’s discovered journal is a descendant of Jamie’s Seattle summer love affair

I’m getting if Greek Gods met Mean Girls vibes

This Dad needs to be charged for war crimes

Also idk how to feel about the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives anymore

Her writing is so insane 🤯 Tara said “I might not have been able to read or write for a good portion of my life but watch this 🫳🎤💃💥💥📝”

We must protect this (Canadian) National treasure at all costs