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Lexi Swift is starting Half His Age

“His dick is in my mouth when she calls” dear god

— Jan 26, 2026 04:13PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is starting Cappuccinos, Cupcakes, and a Corpse (Cape Bay Cafe Mystery, #1)

Why are we filling police reports because someone tripped someone on the stairs?? Bruh

— Jan 09, 2026 11:37AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is starting Cappuccinos, Cupcakes, and a Corpse (Cape Bay Cafe Mystery, #1)

Every time I try to read books like this I just cringe, halfway through :/

— Jan 08, 2026 11:06AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is starting Declared Hostile (Battle Born, #4)

There are 3 days left in 2026, let’s see if I can finish this series before then!

— Dec 28, 2025 07:53PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 45% done with Bogey Spades (Battle Born, #3)

I love how much interstate 80 is referenced here

— Dec 09, 2025 10:49AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is starting Persepolis Rising (The Expanse, #7)

Chapter 2: Bobby 🤠

— Jul 29, 2025 04:26PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with Babylon’s Ashes (The Expanse, #6)

— Jul 23, 2025 12:12PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 41% done with Nemesis Games (The Expanse, #5)

So far, this is my absolute favorite book in the series. The main character focus was MUCH needed!

— Jul 16, 2025 06:21PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 99% done with Cibola Burn (The Expanse, #4)

Epilogue: “Bobby Draper” 😃

— Jul 14, 2025 05:49PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is starting Cibola Burn (The Expanse, #4)

Prologue: “Bobbie Draper”
Me: 😃😃😃😃

— Jul 01, 2025 04:59AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 85% done with We Need to Talk About Kevin

— Jun 04, 2025 01:20PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 60% done with We Need to Talk About Kevin

— Jun 03, 2025 02:12PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 53% done with We Need to Talk About Kevin

— Jun 03, 2025 12:49PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with We Need to Talk About Kevin

This book is DARK

— Jun 01, 2025 10:46AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is starting A Promised Land

In light of our government being utterly dismantled, it feels therapeutical to start this

— Jan 29, 2025 12:58PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 65% done with Terminus (Threshold, #4)

This is so creepy, I love it

— Jan 07, 2025 09:53AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with Terminus (Threshold, #4)

— Jan 06, 2025 12:08PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with Terminus (Threshold, #4)

— Jan 06, 2025 12:08PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with Terminus (Threshold, #4)

— Jan 06, 2025 12:08PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with Terminus (Threshold, #4)

— Jan 06, 2025 12:08PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with Terminus (Threshold, #4)

— Jan 06, 2025 12:07PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 30% done with Terminus (Threshold, #4)

— Jan 06, 2025 12:07PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 90% done with Leviathan Wakes (The Expanse, #1)

— Jan 03, 2025 10:41AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 90% done with Leviathan Wakes (The Expanse, #1)

— Jan 03, 2025 10:41AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 75% done with Leviathan Wakes (The Expanse, #1)

— Jan 02, 2025 04:48AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 10% done with Leviathan Wakes (The Expanse, #1)

😮

— Dec 17, 2024 04:52AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 85% done with Dead Moon (Threshold, #3)

— Dec 12, 2024 12:28PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 60% done with Dead Moon (Threshold, #3)

I really can’t sympathize with a woman who can’t be a ballerina because puberty did her too well 😂

— Dec 12, 2024 04:48AM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 50% done with Dead Moon (Threshold, #3)

The plot has more depth than the female lead

— Dec 11, 2024 12:42PM Add a comment

Lexi Swift is 25% done with Dead Moon (Threshold, #3)

— Dec 10, 2024 05:01AM Add a comment

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