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ok. gay ass metaphor but okay…

guess who’s back … ME

WIELKI COMEBACK zabijcie mnie kurwa

hate tristanlibby. AND THE FACT IT DRAGSSSS ON UNTIK BOOK 3 😔😔 group suicide NEOWWWW

“its about your safety” if you don’t get the FUCK. out.

ezra knows DAMN WELL what she’s doing. i HATE HIS ASS

REINA CHAPTER RAHHHHHH 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

physically incapable of reading thsi in a non-british accent

atlas calling callum uninspired #clocked

felt callums aura 42 pages away

if we ever get a live action i want atlas to be played by rypali WHOS WITH ME ✊

reina miri more like reina MOTHER

i wnag to slap atlas’ bald head

back again 😝😝

i like all of the protagonists so far 😇😇 which is a first for me. BUT they’re all very up to my tastes if you will like ??? a pathetic blond man (gay), cool ass girl and a black guy of ambiguous age. WHATS NOT TO LOVE 😇

i think i cursed myself when i said i expected crowley levels of pining. i really should just stop talking 😔

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEU CUT DOWN HIS TREE 😭😭😭 WHAT THE FUCK I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM

SALT AND PEPPER BEARD. IM HARD

„dragons and wyverns aren’t the same” i whisper into the mic. the audience boos. i start to walk away in shame. „no, she’s right” i hear a voice in the back say. i look for the owner of the voice as the lights come on. it’s brittany broski herself

i thought goblins were short

you can’t just say perchance /ref

getting majorrrrr 2015 tumblr vibes from this 😭😭😭 i feel like i’m in a fanfic and not in a good way so far