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Rowder you stay away from Lucy, he does NOT want to be your slave

So T.J. Klune is actually too good at writing infuriating and hateable characters. I support Talia wanting to put Miss Marblemaw in the ground

PHEE APPRECIATION TIME! MY LITTLE BABY QUEEN!

They're being so wholesome and David's fitting in so well, so if DICOMY comes in and fucks things up, I will have angry things to say

CHAUNCEYYYYYASBDSABFSAHBFAS YOU ARE THE MOST PRECIOUS MOST PERFECT BEING EVER

THESE CHILDREN ARE TOO WHOLESOME OH MY GOD

DAVID IS ADORABLE OMG I LOVE HIM ALREADY

And his mom's last words to him being "Run"... I'm scared

Rowder is perfectly written to piss you the fuck off, and I would like to congratulate and punch T.J. Klune for it

Try not to smile your head off challenge: level impossible

The kids are the cutest kids ever, and Arthur and Linus are the cutest couple ever, and the whole family is the best family ever, and I'M FINALLY GETTING MORE OF THEM ASJKBSAKFBSFKASFA

I don't think I've ever felt terror as genuine while reading as I did when the "thing" came into the basement and Eli locked him in there with Tommy

Lacke and Virginia are now unforgivable and I wish death upon them too (not as much death + deepest depths of hell as I wish on Håkan, though)

HOW MUCH WILL IT TAKE FOR THIS SCUMBAG TO DIE

Virginia, you should go talk to Eli. That could be a life-changing conversation >:) (well, the life-changing is technically already done, but... you could benefit from that conversation, still)

ALSO GO OSKAR, GIVE THAT BULLY WHAT HE DESERVES

Awwww look at the babies
I wonder what horrors await them

GOD, I love it when unspeakably gruesome and horrible things happen to disgusting, horrible people

And I also love Oskar and Eli, those little sillies

Despise Håkan, love Eli, very intrigued by Oskar, and cannot wait to see what happens when Oskar and Eli properly become friends

VERY interesting so far. This kid is tooootally fine. Nothing wrong with him. Who doesn't imagine themselves as a serial killer...

Time for me, a Swedish girl, to read a Swedish book by a Swedish author... but the English edition

So that had me scared shitless for a while, and I did indeed cry again (that's a record; three times in one book!)

AJHDBASDAWWWWWWWWWW NEW YORK TRIP! (that has me very excited and a little worried)

I love these two so much and I'm so scared of how this is gonna end help meeeeeeeeee

sfnkjnsfksbfsa I live for sweet dates in books

So this book has torn my heart apart and stitched it together twice already, and I have a feeling it'll do it ten more times for good measure

So I now know what's going on with Poppy and I wish I didn't because HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING, POPPY? WHAT DID YOU GO THROUGH WHILE HE WAS GONE? SNFSABFSFKABFJSBFJKSABKB

HOW HAVE I READ FIVE CHAPTERS AND HAVE ALREADY CRIED? I DON'T EVEN CRY EASILY TO BOOKS?????

Oh my god they're so sweet oh my god asnfksjafbasbf
(cue terror because I know it's gonna end)

Only read the prologue and Poppy and Rune are frickin cute, but the friend who recommended this to me warned me about page freaking 16, so... I'm scared

It's a race for Keith! Who will find him first? Ms. Sadie or Mr. West...