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d’Artagnan: god i can’t believe i accidentally barged into that good fellow Athos i’m so fucking stupid i’m such a chud. i’m surprised he didn’t kill me on the spot - he had every right to!

i wouldn’t survive a day in this bullshit universe

“God has no hold on us,” said Gertrude. “Morality is for the weak.”
“All right, Raskolnikov,” said Professor Bent.

“We make our own paradise in Hell-“
“All right, Milton,” said Professor Mansfield.

"WE HAVE HELPED HUNDREDS OF SOULS PASS THEIR DISSERTATION DEFENSES AND FIND PASSAGE ACROSS THE LETHE ON LONG-AWAITED GOLDEN SHIPS-

"It's a complete scam," said Gradus.

"OUR ESSAY WRITERS HAVE INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORKINGS OF THE UNDERWORLD.
MANY HAVE WALKED THE SANDS OF DEATH SINCE THE BIRTH OF THE WORLD-"

note to self: if reading an old book, watch a classic hollywood film and have audrey hepburn or julie andrews reading the lines for you bcs you’ve got her voice in your head!