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Alex and Dawes have to open a portal to hell?? The stakes have never been higher and hotter 🔥

Bilbo saying MY PRECIOUS before Gollum?? Shook

Someone disappeared and they think it’s portal magic is the cause?? I’m intrigued

“I don’t know how you ended up here, Ms. Stern, but I know the difference between quality goods and what I find on the bottom of my shoe, and you are most definitely not quality.” BURNNN 👀🔥

Mirror magic where any object can be enchanted like using a condom to convince a diplomat to turn over sensitive documents?? 😮

“If they killed him, I would bury this mountain in the sea.” CHILLS

“My magic allows me to enter a mind and expose its deepest, most closely held fears and secrets. I can alter its reality and convince the mind that it has died. The body usually follows soon after…It is truly one of life’s foremost marvels, the unknown powers our minds wield over our bodies.” Damn that’s an impressive quote. It hits hard

Sylvia slicing up these guards like it’s nothing. Blood spraying in an arc on a painting. We love to see this badass

Golden light with the power to revive the dead? The magic in here is sick ✨

There are suspicions of portal magic by the main protagonist? This is getting interesting 👀

“How unbearably pathetic that the person whose advice I trusted the most, whose counsel I wanted so badly in that moment, was the same one preparing to kill me.” The drama! The intrigue! The complex layers!

One of the main love interests in studying film?? We love to see it

Phoebe projectile vomiting on Lucas as they were about to make out is wild 💀

They are having sex on the beach while their partners are on the boat?? I’m completely shooketh

The fact that Vlaho and Ivona had sex and still haven’t told their partners is concerning. The fact that these two couples group chat is called the square has me 💀

“I need him or I’ll die.” Gurl. I was liking this book but I might have to lower the rating. This is codependency to the extreme

“Inside me, I could feel my useless, stunted uterus.” The author had a creative way of saying that Ivona can’t have kids if her own 😭

I don’t know why the main character is talking about pubic hair going gray lmao

“I think it’s best if I kill you. For both of our sakes.”
“Oh!”
The response 💀 I’m weak

Piranesi has been in the house so long that he doesn’t even know his age?? Damn

Noah and AJ are forced to live together after he ghosted her?? Oh things are getting messy

AJ and Noah being reunited at a stage play after 7 long years and throwing hands at each other while the audience laughs?? Iconic

Now she’s telling her coworkers about her “Nautigurl” fanfic username?? No shame whatsoever lol

Noah kisses AJ and then the next day completely disappears? Typical men behavior smh

The main character’s username for the fan fiction website she uses is NautiGurl421 I’m screaming

Sylvia telling Arin he better be practicing his steps because she’s a wonderful dancer is a bold move. I love it

Voodoo doll magic with tying twine?? This book is getting interesting 👀

Slyvia hurling herself off a window and landing on a bed of flowers and surviving is pretty iconic

Sylvia saying she had to talk to soldiers whose conversation skills peaked at the womb got a chuckle from me 💀

Getting attacked by a towering tree that is constantly growing new branches is pretty wild ngl 🪾