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i feel like i’m in a fever dream. what the hell is happening? blink twice if you need help, freida

i love that warren is trying to solve the mystery of who karen is hooking up with, and being completely wrong lol

i too wish you would shoot him.

the tension is…tensioning 🫠

oh i am sad and distraught

oh that right was definitely for someone special, and i think we’re about to meet her

oh, i’m loving veronica already

i’m sorry, this man let you get off while you straddled him and you thought he was disgusted by you?? girl, be so for real lol

i’m obsessed with their banter

“I’ll drop everything to be by your side just for the privilege of holding your hand and never letting go.
In the meantime, I’ll see you in my dreams.”

🫠

i’m trying so hard to not compare this to twilight after seeing reviews, but there are so many similarities and i’m only 20% in.

this is giving main character energy in a cringe way. you were caught staring at this guy first and i would’ve scowled at you too if i were him. what do you mean the power you felt knowing that he “can’t take his eyes off you?” if anything, he’s probably thinking “there’s that creep that was staring at me yesterday.” be so for real lol 🥴

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