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“I miss you so much it hurts.” I’m sobbing for my girl Elara 😭

I’m ready for a vengeful Elara…✌🏻🖤

Ugh, I forgot how deeply romantic this was. I’m re-obsessed with Enzo and Elara again…

Time for a reread before I dive into fallen stars…and I’m not even the least bit mad about it.

AMBER WHY!?!?!? Why do you make me an emotional blubbering mess 😭😭😭

The way these two go so fucking hard for each other. I’m gonna have to have a discussion with my husband…

“My rainbow.”

I’m sorry. KL, I have shed WAY TOK MANY TEARS.

I’m living for this Villian era (even though it’s literally tearing me to shreds)

Okay I’m actually crying. Like, full on tears.

Already sobbing for my poor Gray 😭😭😭

Chapter motherfucking seven. That is all.

“Come now, Osha. Where else would an acolyte kneel to worship but at the altar of his god.”

Someone come pour a bucket of ice water on me, because Kingfisher has me SCORCHED. 🥵

I’m honestly living for the Carrion and Kingfisher banter. Top tier. Comedic gold.

I’m honestly living for the Carrion and Kingfisher banter. Top tier. Comedic gold.

Oh how I’ve missed Kingfisher…

Oh my GOSH. The wedding of certain characters has me in shambles 😭😭😭😭. How precious.

Torj Elderbrock, the man that you are…

The way Emilie and Ladon are still down bad and I am in no way bored…I love them so much. Trauma bonding? Oh yeah. Do I care? HELL NO.

Thais is slowly but surely becoming one of my all time fave FMC’s. This chick is a baddie and I LOVE it.

And now I’m completely gutted once again.

“And I realized then how desperately I wished to feel her sorrow, to feel rage, or misery.”

Oh Kylie, you came to destroy me didn’t you!? 😭

I fear General Loyce deserves to brush her teeth after drinking orange juice for the rest of her life. I hope her coffee is never the right temperature. I pray she’s always got something in her eye.

Quite simply. She’s the fucking WORST.

“I will never be worthy of your light, the purity of your heart, but I’m too selfish to spare you from this darkness that I carry.”

I don’t think I’ve ever sobbed so much for a character. I genuinely just want to hug this man and tell him he’s okay 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I didn’t think I could love or cry for Zevander more, but here we are…

“Nighty night, Grimmus.”

I’m sorry, but how do I calm this adrenaline coursing through me currently…

So…I may have spoken too soon about the Darrow trusting douche canoes. I make no apologies. Pierce Brown clearly loves to fuck with me.

DARROW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TRUSTING PEOPLE WHO ARE CLEARLY DOUCH CANOES.

Okay the fact that (insert name here) and (insert name here) are getting hitched has me in shambles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. I love them so much.

The fact that “bye Felicia” is written into this masterpiece has me GAGGED.

“If you’re watching, Eo, it’s time to close your eyes. The Reaper has come. And he’s brought hell with him.”

Okay, I’m absolutely having a heart attack. For sure.