Audrey > Recent Status Updates

“i don’t live in either my past or my future. im interested only in the present. if you can concentrate always on the present, you’ll be a happy man”

bored at work

like in harry potter

“whoever you are, or whatever it is that you do, when you really want something, it’s because that desire originated in the soul of the universe. it’s your mission on earth.”

“when someone sees the same person every day… they wind up becoming a part of that persons life. and the they want the person to change. if someone isn’t what others want them to be, the others become angry. everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own”

hey so wtf

teaaaaaa

k but lowkey what kind of name is karen minty

“i love shopping” ME TOOOOO

it was a double entendre

beach

SQUIRRELS MENTIONED!!!

time skip!

so like isn’t that his mom

bro what is happening

okay girl

what is happening what r yall doing to this poor grape

wait i’m confused where are we

bro what

no yeah i love this play

ewwww eyeball

what an interesting little family

if course god saw bro

so where’s my magic milk

girl whateverrrrr

bro what why is that so descriptive

girl fuck them kids and fuck you too

he what himself

!!!!!

so wait what