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I'd already spent my Hoopla credit on this before knowing it was written with ChatGPT 🫥

This book just told me to take a fucking break and make a cup of tea before I read the next part. Lmao ok i guess?

Ugh I was sooooo close to hating this book and then it completely won me over at 60%. I'm almost annoyed that it's as good as I wanted it to be. So glad I didn't put it down though!

feels like when I get sat with one of my parents' divorced friends at a function and he starts monologuing.

For my birthday, my dad picked a few books out for me. I feel vaguely attacked by this choice. Was this shady? What is my dad trying to say here? Less so that it's about mental illness and more because it's written like a madlib filled out from an adult-baby vocabulary consisting entirely of words like pupper and ladyparts and sexytimes.