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I want to read a book that isn’t a children’s book and isn’t middling to bad
Is that too much to ask

For a book aimed at teenagers it sure hates teenagers. Isn’t there supposed to be a clown in this thing? I’m bored out of my mind but I’m going to keep reading until I see a damn clown.

I liked the clown on the cover it reminded me of Scooby Doo but this is starting out the exact same way as every other YA horror/thriller I’ve ever read including Goosebumps

People were acting like Sir Cameron behaved completely differently in the body of a woman but he acts exactly the same what on earth were they all on about
I do wish he was a vulture for longer though