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this better be chaotic and gay as hell or I’ll be disappointed

I think I’m too old for this book (I’m 28)

Some guy at the pool asked me if this book was like the Netflix voicemail movie that just came out and i said “sure if she was a 73 year old woman who wrote physical letters to her family members et al.” and he said “oh so not like the movie at all” and i said “exactly”.