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"Marriage neuters a woman. I might as well have my tits lopped off."
What is this, you guyz? We women do NOT refer to boobies as TITS!!!!! Andreea said so, and she cannot be wrong. A man wrote this. A man. There can be no other explanation.

I feel confident in writing this: every single person who has read this book is poet (real or failed) with an MFA. Myself included.