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you wouldnt think this book would be thrilling but i'm on the edge of my seat

lady woolsely DIABOLICAL

when ur at the house party and the host keeps trying to set you up with random men 😭

kill your dad vanyel and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower 🙏

imagine ur lost in the amazon and fawcett is psychologically torturing you and wont let you rest and then in order to boost morale he pulls out the recorder and plays it.... id mutiny then and there

the amount of truth in this book makes the falsehoods more interesting. initially i thought joe odom was written as straight because he didnt fit what this book has to say about sexuality. upon learning that john berendt is gay i now believe that they were fucking.

this book is so confusing I feel like i'm reading James joyce

bronte's are so funny when they get phrenological

the old woman yuri persists.... this book is so powerful. "tedros will die if we don't stop the execution!" yes that's how executions usually work.

not to exaggerate but I don't think i've ever read a more nonsensical book

"If it's not funny don't say it, Maria."

when George RR Martin dies soman chainani should be the one to complete asoiaf

these books are deeply shojo at their core: occidentalized aesthetic, heterosexuality as a cover for some insane gender theory, intensive descriptions of appearance and clothing,

honestly I feel like i've lost circulation in my brain my mind is mush all my intellect has rotted away. what the hell sure! let my teens marry!

gonna come clean and admit that I was never invested in any of the romances in middle grade books as a 9-12 year old... didn't gaf about Percy and annabeth or peeta and katniss or harry and ginny or whateverrrr. however I was deeply invested in tedros and agatha's love and i'm charmed by the fact that it holds up

honestly I think rereading these books is giving me a brain tumor

there's a minor antagonist in this children's fantasy novel who is on a level of psychosexual sadism that rivals ramsay bolton from asoiaf, and he's canonically gay.

the gender politics of this book are INSANE. it's so antifeminist that it circles back around to being a cutting indictment of radfems... soman chainani is playing 4d chess. nodding my head because I am very intelligent

what if you were EIGHTEEN and your sexy genius fiance was TWENTY THREE but he fell asleep with the WINDOWS OPEN and caught PNEUMONIA and then he DIED

him: sorry for kicking your brother in the head and trying to kill your evil husband with my mind can we kiss now?
her: no 3 but some day our ghosts will have sex in heaven.... in heaven everyone is nonbinary and polyamorous
him: that sounds gay asf ngl

wow.... you are one interesting chica! tell me more about the evils of toxic masculinity
never has a man so badly wanted to be a stepfather to a little gay boy

wow.... you are one interesting chica! tell me more about the evils of toxic masculinity
never has a man so badly wanted to be a stepfather to a little gay boy

wow.... you are one interesting chica! tell me more about the evils of toxic masculinity
never has a man so badly wanted to be a stepfather to a little gay boy

wow.... you are one interesting chica! tell me more about the evils of toxic masculinity
never has a man so badly wanted to be a stepfather to a little gay boy

wow.... you are one interesting chica! tell me more about the evils of toxic masculinity
never has a man so badly wanted to be a stepfather to a little gay boy

a lot of these problems could be solved if someone just told cersei Lannister about pronouns.....

I cannot pinpoint exactly what it is but there is some sort of power in how these books are written that just makes me cry all the time

strong correlation between religious fanaticism and theater kid-ism..... listening and learning.

i think e.m. forsster was a deeply troubled man..... no one normal would write these stories