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I called it. Well, sort of.

WHY IS THIS FAMILY SO PRO INCEST!?????

At least they want him to finish high school before getting it on with his cousin.

Why do all these cousins wanna sleep with eachother :/

The randomly inserted incest???

Our existence is predicated entirely on our own self-interest.

Exposition written for people who can’t spell “Wednesday.”

As someone who’s been hungover working at a smoothie shop, high powered blenders will be the death of you.

Ugh this man’s an idiot.

And it’s starting to fall flat…

This “twist” was so rushed :/

What I would give to participate in a Gothic Fictions seminar again.

My Guatemalan people rise!

I once read a study that said unhappiness sprang from the gap between expectations and reality. The researchers focused on work and found that academia was among the unhappiest professions.

Can we shame professors for sleeping with their students.

Shit covered fingers often mean a shit covered penis.

I did not take him for a top...

Sex with students, what a cliché.

Great...more professors marrying their grad students.

Why is it always an English professor and his student????

What's the point of studying money when you've always had it and always will?

San Diego mentioned.

I want to read his publication on the cultural discourses of gay sex and murder.

Why anyone would go to college in Ohio is beyond me.

Tyler does propose a unique question: are other's wrongful perceptions of us our fault?

Why wasn't 'Sex and Death in American Literature' offered at SDSU?

I want to read The Talented Mr. Ripley soo bad.

Starting off strong (and gay) with an Oscar Wilde quote.

Do not name that poor baby girl Charlie Brown!

Fern needs to count her blessings.