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Cannibalism mentioned.

Eve was tempted by something stronger than her. Adam was tempted by a weaker creature. Or so we are told. If Eve was his inferior, his sin was greater. You can’t have it both ways.

God should be your comfort, but you have made comfort your god. What have you ever given up in His name, except the promise of a wife and family you never wanted?

Heaven was a woman holding your head in the crook of her arm and looking down at you.

What does a hot cunt even smell like?

What were good Christian men if not experts at making their good Christian women vanish from the world?

The truth is that whoring yourself out can take you pretty far, if you do it with intention. Look at Mary Magdalene. Now there is a woman who understood the assignment.

If you wanted to be a wealthy Christian woman and maintain good standing, you needed to publicly disavow your luxuries in order to maintain possession of them.

People think they want minimalism, they think they want a house absent of stuff, when in fact a perfectly uncluttered home makes them want to kill themselves. A space must always look lived-in for someone to want to live in it.

When I was in college, the lust I felt for my professors was overwhelming. It did not matter if they were men or women, attractive or unattractive, brilliant or average, I desired them deeply. I desired them because I thought they had the power to tell me about myself. If one of them had whistled, I surely would have come running.

What’s the psychology behind liking older men as a child?

God ringed you round with hounds and cornered you, then speared you with your back against a tree.

A horror book but it’s actually a sad turn of events.

I feel like a detective uncovering a family secret that led to a domino effect of multiple murders across Japan.

It wasn’t the mothers being forced into sex work by the yakuza, it was the children :(

A cult arising from a business proposal as a result of a feudal affair.

Everything is potentially linked through a cult idolizing the silhouette of its leader, a woman amputated through forced sex work.

Composite stories are genuinely my favorite form of storytelling.

I get so excited when authors I know are mentioned in other works.

Bertha is hella ragebaiting this guy.

Who the hell is Cornelius Agrippa ?

Spider-Man mentioned!

$3.00 pussy is crazy.

Margo suddenly imagined photoshopping her vagina to contain a tiny baby Jesus at its center, like a manger.

Disposable income is insane because why are you paying $12.99 a month to comment “kill yourself” on onlyfans.

Twitter is like being bathed in the dirty water of other people’s thoughts.

A night care would be even easier to run than a day care, all the babies would be sleeping!

You totally can get a job with an English degree!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY.

Why can it never be a math professor having an affair with his student. This is a bad rep for English majors.

Gregory outing Lord Haselby #canceled