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i love garrett’s narrator

this book is comedic im laughing bcs i love it

not a typical emhen romcom i expected—this book is made NOT for me! (in a good way bcs im weeping)

someone PLEASE tell me why a masked stranger-slash-my-stalker would break into my house and pet my cat AND apologise to my cat for "FUCKING IT UP" im cryinh

am i reading a romcom novel? why am i laughing every single paragraph and page i read? /j

Aly leaves only the most ridiculous comments ever (i'm sorry not sorry)

i have no idea what things men do when they're obsessed with someone - but damn josh honey you certainly got that batshit wrong! hacking to stalk a woman is NOT the right move, even if she's into mask kink

'Aly not only had a mask kink, but she’d liked one of my
videos enough to leave the comment, “Sir, I’m at work. How dare you?" '

I'M BAFFLED

i'm gonna cry at 'A lot like his idol, Ted Bundy.'

guess who ends up READING this - and i have a VERY big feeling that Josh will be all about Aly. i'm only 19 pages in, and i already know that Josh is head-over-heels for her just because she has this mask kink. this felt so weird for me to say.

i’m sorry we can have differing opinions but i’m getting saviour complex from nora