Penelope > Recent Status Updates

“I wish I were a girl again. Half savage and a hardy and free, and laughing at injuries.” Girl me too, tell me about it.

I am currently listening to the audiobook, but this might require a real read… I am a little lost with the audiobook.

Maggie girl please you’re stressing me out

I’m on the edge of my seat please

Giggling and kicking my feet eeeeek

Guys help this book is really cute ugh

The main character is actively reading a smut book btw #meta

The narrator accents are still bad like I’m cringing occasionally but other than that I’m enjoying this story

Listening to the audiobook and I like the story so far but the narrator is giving Weston a full on Newsies accent that is giving me flashbacks to high school theater. All the other characters sound normal, just one poorly done 1900s theatrical new york accent.

“She took hold of his magna erectus fallus” please be so for real I’m actually dead.

Giggling and kicking my feet

THIS IS CRAZY

Im actually so unwell right now this is crazy. This better be a happy ending.

This book is destroying me.

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