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forget ab the love story i wanna know what happened to Jett, where’s he at ??

*rolls eyes*

i am so confused 😭

no no no no no no no no no no no

protective brother is one thing. protective either that treats you like you’re his wife who can never look at a man? ick what in the misogyny is going on

doesn’t arguing get exhausting at some point? like stop the pity party and give me something new.

brothers named Knox and Nash…….. conception locations? or just an obsession with Tennessee

listen…. this is not a 5 star series where there’s such a deep plot that you learn something. but does the ice planet barbarian series have a plot that interests me and makes me want to keep reading? yes please and thank you.

travis is vomit. archer is perfect.

Persephone… oof girl. let’s humble ourselves a bit please.

Why are we trusting a nymph who was a tree 5 days ago to send us to a scary underground club?

calling them heartmates instead of soulmates or literally anything else is getting on my nerves. makes me feel like they’re 7 year olds in class passing little notes that say “do you like me? check yes or no”

casteel POVs?????? hooray

i love it when my predictions are accurate. but this pace could’ve been a bit quicker

fuck you alastir. little bitch.

EW. alastir is ew. fucking fake ass bleh i cannot

new standards unlocked: casteel

it’s giving if hunger games and shatter me had a baby

hawke has got to be the dark one and poppy is just naive i refuse to believe anything else

what a plot twist