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"star-crossed lineys" helppp the recency bias goes crazy lmao

i love goalies!!!🥹

the usntdp group chat is called "do or die" oh this author Knows Puck lmao

NTDP mentioned - sing me upppp for junior hockey insanity!!!! haha YES

i just dont get why you would write a man Like That if he is going to be the love interest im supposed to be rooting for?? ZERO chemistry and absolutely no regard for consent - i dont need that kind of realism in a trashy romance?? isnt this supposed to be fun??

she is remarkably chill about the implied rape comments here for someone who was a victim of assault????

where is that eyebag emoji when i need it

i honestly love how lame she is about her crush on the football guy :)
makes me think how individually i could enjoy these characters... they just have zero chemistry any time the narrative forces them to interact :/

"condors dont lose game sevens" they really do grow up so fast!!🥹 spitzer!!!🫵❤️

ONLY BOUGHT THIS DRESS SO YOU COULD TAKE IT OFF elsa nyberg in her taylor swift era!! i know it wont happen but LET ME DREAM!!

I GIRLBOSSED TO CLOSE TO THE SUN AGAIN! NOT THIS KIND OF TENSION!!!😭

oh merlin😭 "careful haha we dont want sophie to end up on the couch tonight haha :) .... wait what." jennifer lawrence voice whaddoyoumeaaannn🫠🥲

"look up, she wills. im right here.
elsa looks up."
book four and somehow im still gagged😩

this team is so unserious lmao jonny like "haha yeah elsa would fucking kill me if i scored off you before she did :)" and then elsa going "is this guy bothering you babe" these melodramatic fruitcakes are ruining my life!!

my god these freaks. merlin like "hey guys when you do your freak shit on the ice can you pls remember me haha i am also on this line just for your consideration :)" elsa who keeps forgetting about the team part of the team sport "dont you dare score your milestone point without me" forcefully writing herself into the history books beside her captain. girls when they are Normal about each other

maybe.... maybe this time there will be tension....?🥺

if my captain who i had a crush on since world juniors kept telling me "you and me forever" and sending me perfect cross ice passes id be folding like a lawn chair to... oh elsa.

sickeningly romantic.... taking a stick to the face so she can play with elsa on the 2nd pp... the no look pass... ugh gay people😒🙄 enough!!!

........starting to understand tumblr user bliksemflitsenblog in 2024-2025........ squeaking around the circus tent in my clown shoes.....

oh im about to eat this shit up!! tension heads REJOICEE

OHHHH is this.... tension mayhaps?? between my favourite soulmate girls of all time? im sooo ready!!

SOPHIE AND KEVLAR MY SHAYLAS!!!!🤧🥹 always and forever!! they GET each other!!

sophie fournier deliriously happy and giggly off a win kissing women on the mouth she is exactly where she wants to be😩 i know elsa is seething somewhere in a hotel room in helsinki with her fuck ass bronze medal... wasnt allowed to play on her line all season and now this... free my girl!!

sophie fournier somehow manages to make the most tropey romance coded moments unromantic🫠

stewie!!!!😵‍💫 another woman to join the sophie fournier harem!! "its almost as good as being in bed with elsa and its familiar enough that sophie finally settles"

seriously wondering about the copyright what with the name dropping but YEAH BLACKHAWKS 2015 SEASON LETS GO
....i say as if i know anyone on that roster beside toews and kane...

the image of slow dancing to poker face by lady gaga is frying me. what the hell am i supposed to imagine here😭

i cannot get over the fact that his name is garrett graham😭 why cant she fuck the football player!! at least that one has a normal name!!!

okay so NOT a boston school? i am learning so much massachusetts geography! new england hates to see me coming!! never before have i bothered to google the distance between bc, bu and northeastern i did Not realise they were this close haha