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"Take me to your leader, because I'm ready to be abducted."

"I swear to the almighty Taylor Swift that if you invited some frat boy fresh out of medical school for a li’l meet-n-greet with yours truly, I will cancel our dinners for a month this time."

"Then let the game of seduction begin, my pet, but prepare to lose, because I always get what I want. If a taming is what you desire, then a taming you will get."

" I spit into my hand and held it out. She shook my hand aggressively. “So, are we now bound to our promise forever or something?” I asked. Aran grinned. “Nah, I saw it in a bootleg human movie about a camp during the summer months. Apparently, it makes a promise extra solid.” "

"She plants her foot right on top of my chest, and in a demon voice, she says, “Get up and I will bring that pan over here and use your nut sac as a trivet. Got it?”"

“How about some shelves, huh? That might be nice. Look at these stacks and stacks of books. Don’t you think they would want a place to live? What kind of bookworm are you?”