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Yeah this definitely wasn’t written by Agatha Christie

I hate reading this book but I can’t stop now

As a student on his OB/GYN rotation, that’s not how pregnancy works

One thing about my gal Syb? She corresponds

WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT DID STEPHANIE MEYER JUST WRITE?!?

That is the one single most INSANE thing that has been written in any of these books, and it’s not even close.

This book is going to be -10 stars, I can already tell

Everyone in this book sucks

Aaaaand we’re so back

The cards were indeed on the table

Had to cleanse my pallet and remember what good writing looks like

Reading this book and listening to Slayyyter, y’all just wouldn’t get what it’s like to be a 2012 Tumblr grllll

Somebody stop me

The way I’m devouring this book needs to be studied. Pumpkin spice and falling leaves, here we come

This book is truly one-of-a-kind. Cantero, I’m YEARNING for a sequel

We are SO back, this book is GAS.

If there were 18 books about adult Scooby gang, I would buy and read them all

We are so back. Last time I read this book, I faked a phone call at a party so I could go home and stay up all night to finish it.

Woah

Woah

Lewis is the GOAT. Nobody was movin like him back in the day

Okay, I gotta say it, this book has some gratifyingly creative situations in which the main duo find themselves.

I’m devouring this, as expected

Reading physical books is SO back for this summer. Time to finally finish this bad boy

Holy smokes this is 🔥🔥🔥