Alex Wilkie > Recent Status Updates

There’s always a book out there that makes you realise that as much as you hate your life right now, it could always be ✨so much worse✨

Man is a bestselling author but can’t afford an editor? Damn the amount of missing punctuation is pissing me off

Oh we’re feelin a sloowwww burn today

Forgot how much I loved this book golly

I will be so real I have no idea what’s going on

Aight then

If this author isn’t trans I feel I should be offended

Bruh what

I am very much not enjoying how many modern thrillers I’ve read recently that completely spoonfeed you every detail after the “twist” is revealed. Gives books 0 reread value. Let the readers ✨figure things out on their own✨

I fear I have found a new author to hyperfixate on

I fear I am absolutely demolishing this

Oh

I’m so confused

Sincerely hope the rest of this is just as good because atm I’m absolutely eating my words about wanting to avoid this author

Boys will literally torture and bully a girl for three years just to get out of talking about their feelings huh

I can already tell this is just going to piss me off but I can’t stop fucking reading it

I know these two are going to get together and that infuriates me, mmc is such a goddamn irredeemable prick

If he does all this for Charlie to just die anyway I’m throwing my kindle in the ocean

Holy fuck this guy suuuuuucks