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someone help this woman

mbta commuter rail mention

oh this is becoming uncomfortably relatable

i will never give birth.

i’ve been wondering about bipedalism and birth since i read first steps so glad we’re diving in here but also the amount of gymnastics a baby has to do to come out of a human mother compared to like everything else on earth is horrifying. also i always forget that babies have soft heads mostly so they can be squished around when they’re trying to come out and that’s awful too

i keep reading books from the library and then wanting to buy them

something about the grandmother hypothesis just pisses me off

why did we just switch to a male pov GET ME OUT OF HERE

this is good but i’m reading like a page a day oops.

god can this just be over already

pivoting from milk fed cause a) i don’t think it’s good for me and b) this library book is due asafp.

this is a weird fantasy

PLSSSS CAN ALEX AND IRENE HOOK UP THERE IS SM TENSION (alex is a woman id never root for a man like this)

omg cookout mention

no matter how good this is it won’t be perfect because the author refuses to use quotation marks for dialogue

i'm sorry but why is this guy the worst person ever

i think i’m learning more about the history of stanford than about fish

this book makes me dizzy. meg howrey u get it

this is immediately so good

“evolutionary psychologists work most happily in a data-free world” this guy gets it!

we’ve been talking about evolutionary psychology for too long and it starting to pmo (it’s been 2 pages)

this is making me feel kind of existential🚨like when i think about the primordial soup for too long

this guy just referred to natural selection as a gun. incredible

one page in and he is already hating on evolutionary psychology! maybe a man can write a good book on primatology but i’ll keep my hopes low

ohhh this is tea as fuck

Dolly Alderton Inspires Huge Panic Attack with Ruminations on Death

her pros and cons list for having a boyfriend…. she gets it

her talking about her best friend made me shed a tear. also i think she’s kind of like a british julia fox but on the other hand maybe british people are all this crazy during youth

stalking a woman for 9 days as foreplay…. okay!

how is this woman just vamping around for so long like god