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sighs.. they said this is worse than pls love

spoke too soon, apologies pong—even tho you’re still a bad brother in other ways..

anddd the worst brother award goes to… pong!

“pure straight guy energy” LMFAOOOO PLEASE—

can we not we block pan’s mom’s number? it gets to a point, seriously…

pheem does something decent and then proceeds to mess it up within seconds w/ a slur… ughh

right bcs out of all the cars in the world you choose to buy a bright orange ferrari…

“she didn’t want to kiss pan.”

I VOLUNTEER! I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE ✋🏾

bro… if I read the words slender woman, arm or figure one more damn time ima tweak..

reading this before the series come out so I can be the head of pan’s defense team

im not that far ofc, but this lowkey reminds me of a ahs season—like it could’ve definitely been one if ryan thought it first..

chapter 20………

retaining all the best lawyers just bcs you can and so your ex-wife can’t fight back fairly just makes u an asshole

yo if i read her say how much of a good husband and father this dude this ima lose it. actually.

jules: “and that’s when it hit me… the best idea I’ve ever had in my entire life.”

ava: “that’s the worst idea you’ve ever had in your entire life.”

“I’m caucasian, I’m male, and I speak english. let’s play the odds.”

can’t be the only one who found that kinda funny 😭💀

I wanna strangle alex.

nothing has happened frl, but I won’t lie the format is kinda bothering me but it’s not such a crazy issue ig

“what would you do for me?”

WRAP IT UP. LOCKE YOU ARE CUT. I don’t even want to know what he’s finna make her promise—he just gotta go. today.

…. we’re so cooked 🥹

OMFG?????

“if only my lips, and my whole body could taste like like strawberry milk.”

don’t let ur husband stop you from finding your wife 🙂‍↕️

i love me a good feeding scene… they’re so cute 🥹

"I'm just helping my husband with his cafes."

just kill me already bruh... 😃

“Oh, go already. Stop boring us both.”

cardan don’t end her like that 😭✋🏾

OMG WHY IS THIS MAN STILL FOLLOWING THEM??? 😭😭😭