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goodness can everyone please stop arresting poor old margery.

‘Margery, if a man came with a sword and wanted to chop off my head unless I had sexual intercourse with you as I used to before, tell me the truth from your conscience— as you say you won’t lie— whether you’d allow my head to be chopped off, or else allow me to have sex with you as I previously did?'
‘Truthfully I’d rather see you slain than that we should return to our uncleanliness.’

ocd the real horror

my only prior context for this book is that people haaaaate the way murakami writes women. but i have had conversations from this book with people word for word. like it's genuinely uncanny. am i an awful woman

Reiko??????!!!

this is taking me 5 million years to read because all my uni subjects have such long readings that at the end of the day I can't bear to look at words. I'm getting through it slowly though!!! I dont like this as much as I thought I would but it's growing on me as the stakes seems to pick up. this is also celeb gossip for men. NEWSFLASH BOYS ITS STILL GOSSIP EVEN IF ITS ABOUT DEAD AUTHORS. I like gossiping though <3

im literally like Kant even

godfrey is so sinister i forgot his fuck ass brother is still ... somewhere?

i feel so maternal for silas marner

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man in the introduction went on an on about how it was written to be understood by the average person who has no prior knowledge of psychology. well I don't understand !!!!

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hot date with henry I HATE HIM. I'll never finish this book. painfully awkward to read on the train.

henry miller i hate you so much but i have to finish this book before i can read anything else but just know im loathing every second of it

i really cannot with you henry

i have Venetian blinds and they do really make me anxious

reading henry miller is so weird because he's just awful and terrible and you're like "ew I hate you shut up" and then randomly there'll be a sentence that describes exactly how you feel and now you have to question if you're also awful and terrible

henry i really preferred you in france but even then i barely tolerated you

summer vibez :D

like halfway there !!!!!!!

can i successfully reread this before 9am tomorrow!.!?