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this is satisfying my inner child that was too young for true blood but was obsessed with it

its quite crazy that it’s still unknown knowledge that the Montgomery Bus Boycott was PLANNED! Rosa Parks been wit the shits!

her LITE SKIN evil sister being named josephine is killing me ):

i need athena and poseidon hanging by their fucking thumbs like NEOW

alexa play don’t touch my hair by solange 🙂‍↕️

these are EIGTH graders by the way!!!!

HOW DOES AN 8TH GRADER HAVE MORE RIZZ THAN MEEEE 😭😭😭

HOW DO YOU BRING UP SOMEONE’S PARENTS DYING AS A WAY TO INTRODUCE THEM?? HELLOOOO?

“you cant leave it to chance. not when it comes to fucked up men.” PERIOD

im going to throw up

“i wasn’t eating a FUCKING butterfinger cause i don’t like when fucking BUTTERFINGERS stick up in your teeth OKAY?” has to be the best quote in the book so far 😭

oh leila ):

we could only wish for white guys to be like oathbound nick

i need to find ronald regan’s grave and piss on it

THEYRE JUST KIDSS 😭😭

ronald regan basically lying saying that he should be president bc he was the initiator for the environmental act when he DIDNT KNOW WHAT HE WAS SIGNING WHEN IT WAS BROUGHT TO HIM?????? we should imprison all the ppl that voted for him i s2g

“home’s being qualified as an asset was a mistake” dont we know it |:

oooooo the upper class new yorkers are about to be SO mad at you mr.klein

BREEEEE!

RIP Bree 😔 she’s not dead I just havent heard from her

TWO MONTHS?!????

you remember that spongebob episode when squidward marries the krabby patty? imagine me as squidward and the legendborn series as the krabby patty

:D the pace is a bit fasst… BUT IM STILL HAVING A BLAST

29 pages in and i’m already having a blast!

MY STOMACH HURTS

OHH NAUURRRRRRR