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i’ll fucking kill myself

HEATH YOU ASSHOLE

BELLA YOU SKANK

reminding a lot of professor layton miracle mask

trying this again 2 years later this time in physical format

easy predict

“When pushing your limits is all you know, when it seems normal to you, it’s hard to remember you even have limits, until you’ve run right into them.”

what better time than now with the winter olympics going on 💅

was skipping through the smut and heard “your pussy in perfect” and gagged 😭😭😭😭

this book is making me feel like what if i changed my whole life and just adopted a child aha

i think i’m committing to the last 50%…. warily

not my usual type of read but i’ll give it a try 🤷‍♀️

i’m really feeling like this might be a dnf… i’m like intrigued enough to keep going but it’s not fully gripping me :/ i’ll give it another couple chapters

idk i’m intrigued so far but not like… enthralled

literally been listening to this for 6 hours straight

this is so uncomfortable it’s great

ari is stupid but also she has trauma so like same girl

LAKSJFHAKAKSHDH WHAT DID SHE SAY

having a demisexual brain moment where maybe i convinced myself i don’t like smut bc none of the couples ive ever read about have a deep enough emotional connection before they start having sex bc gd this smut is GOOD LMAOOOOOOOO

i’m obsessed with both of them

if ******** is the rat i’m gonna be pissed

"you wanna entertain someone? get back up on stage and don't call me" HOLY FUCKING SHIT JOSH CALM THE FUCK DOWN MY FUCKING GOD I'M CRASHING THE FUCK OUT