Amanda Linderoth > Recent Status Updates

Apparently pleasure spikes, floods, flows and prickles too. I’d rather have an enema than have to read that again

Pleasure spikes, pleasure shoots, pleasure rolls, pleasure clackles, pleasure pulse, pleasure thrums and pleasure crashes. Do you think she got pleasured?!!!?!?
Lord have mercy I certainly did not get any pleasure from that

Cock this and cock that, lost count of the amount of ”cock”s written over two pages. DNF warning but I’m too deep in at this point

”I was very grateful to have heard it again. Because I guess we all forget sometimes. And I think everyone is special in their own way.”

”I just wanted to know what to buy my dad because I love him. And I don’t know him.”

Charlie I feel you

”I want to make sure that the first person you kiss loves you. Okey?” 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Sobbing at how much I relate to Justin right now.
Thanks BFB (best friend Brad) for reminding us that the only way is through

God Clara, you selfish cow

God Clara, you selfish cow

GAAAAH I can’t with the teeension and honestyy. Why couldn’t the barber just wait another minute…

Phoebe aka side quest queen!!

Hot hot-tub man, surprise surprise

Okey okey so what’s up with Lila and her seeking advice from Phoebe, future friendship in the works?

If this new bloody plan doesn’t pan out I’ll willingly spend two days in an Orion induced nightmare

I agree with Lyra, can they just bone each other already?!?!??

For the love of God, thank u & put me out of this bloody misery

Also, the fuck poor planners this bunch of misfits are.

Well I guess it’s impossible to plan for every outcome, as we’ve now seen twice 💔

Oh shit is about to go down 🧊

Just want to give Draven a big hug and kiss the hurt away…

Looooving the tension and banter between the king and the ice queen

Possessive & protective, guess who👀