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Happy end 😍☺️

Ok, it’s a good speech… I’m crying 🥲😂

Here comes the dramatic speech 🤷 Love that, if there is one thing romance books are, it’s predictable 😂😂😂

So they already let it happen once before and them completely broke of contact? 😵 That’s just plain stupid 🤷🫠

And here comes the unnecessary third-act drama and break-up, so we can get a big reunion later on 🙄

“That’s really sweet, Alex. And not at all something a serial killer would say.”

😂😂😂True 😂😂😂

Ok, apparently we are 🤷 You go, guys 🤷

Oh? We going straight into sex? 🤔

Fucking finally!!! 🥳

Hell yeah! Finally go for it, guys! I’m dying here… 🫠😂

“I misread that as ghosts, not goats, and now I’m just disappointed.” - “It is so freaking hard to find a good ghost exhibit these days.” - “Too true.”

😂😂😂😂

“Besides I want to see what type of girls you swipe right for.” - “Nuns and aid workers.”

😂😂😂😂

The whole Tinder thing is hilarious 😂😂😂

“I’ll be fine without you, Poppy.”

Ouch…

“If you want we can die alone together.”

Not really dying alone, is it then? 🤔 But I think everybody needs someone to die alone together with 😂😂😂

They always get free shit, when they pretend to be newlyweds and now I ask myself how many people actually pretend to be, just to get free shit 😵🫠 You can trust no one! 😂

Oh yeah… the troubles of getting old 🫠😵

Well… here goes a LOT of sexual tension 🤔😂

Ok, so he kissed her, she freaked out and that broke their friendship maybe? That’s why he isn’t sure she wanted to hear from him? Even when his grandma and cat died?

Ok, so you’ve been in love/ infatuation with him for 9 years??? WTF are you doing ignoring that?

😂😂😂😂 The condom thing is hilarious 😂😂😂

I’m with Nikolai on that one btw… 27 degrees is warm, but it’s not exactly you can’t sleep hot… in the summer those of us without a thermostat, which ist most people in germany, sleep at 30-35 degrees…

Ok, so does she realize by now that she’s into him? Because her body certainly knows…

She’s honest to god thinking about Alexs body fight now, while making out with another dude 😂😂😂 How doesn’t she realize how into him she is???

“One girl told me I look like Ryan Gosling…” - “Oh my god.” - “…if he got stung by a bee.” - “Ouch.” - “I know. Tough but fair.”

😂😂😂

“If any of my juniors called you Porny Poppy, I’d fucking waste them.”

😍😍😍

😂😂😂, but also 😍

God, babies in planes 🫠 I feel the pain 🫠😂

So basically Alex is my autism and Poppy my ADHD on a good day and their banter is a really good representation of the chaos in my head 😂😂😂

Their banter is hilarious 😂😂😂