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The Boys level of immediate comeuppance

And he was just one war away from retirement...

Messmer would be very proud.

Lisan al-Gaib!

"Dantooine! The Emperor is on Dantooine."
"There. You see, Lord Syriani, he can be reasonable."

Woah... she his sister? That's crazy!
If I hadn't predicted this on page 325, I'd be very surprised right now.

First, they come for Christmas.
Now, a war on heaven?

Red might be rising, but the Christian mythology is not!

No fucking way Darrow has a catchphrase.
'You reap what you sow.' red, be serious right now

Jackal: "Hello? I have him right here. Yes, I see. I see. Very good. I'll let him know. Darrow, it's the bank."

ITS BEEN TWO YEARS SINCE EO DIED???

Gosh, time really does fly when you're having fun

I'm gonna start confusing Mustang for Nico Robin if they keep dancing around her secret dark past like this.

Darrow: "I must become something supernatural. More than a man, I will be synonymous with the mythical."

Paul and Hadrian: "Why the fuck would you want that???"

Look him in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
Then count!

Ulysses would be proud... or disturbed...

Probably a bit of both, to be honest.

Dark Woke vs Evil Woke

I'd be pretty worried about this Jackal guy, if I were you. It's people like him that birth clone sagas and conspiracies.

Y'know what, Goblin? You're a'ight.

Quinn is literally me, omg. Committing heavily to a bit, only to lose it at the last minute.

Darrow, stop suggesting we take slaves. That can't be your answer to every issue.

You know, we want you to be like all of history's famous strategists. Napoleon, Caesar, Alexander, Corlox Kanna'kalooey, Jorks Maps, Himdo Bakalanapaloozer the Great, John Constantine, Thrawn from Star Wars, Ned Kelly. ALL the REAL famous guys...

Wait why are these all men?

Fitchner at any given opportunity: 'Shut the fuck up stupid child, fucking loser ass bitch, no hoes, no life, idiot. Fucking kill yourself, now, bum fuck ape. You absolute rotten filth. You shitty little... white... uhh... guilt... white guilt sycophant. Dumpster baby, ingrate, incest spawn. Bring me my fucking enchiladas.'

Student: 'Aw geez, Fitchner, you're usually pretty mean to me, but this takes the cake.'

Crossing my fingers and praying that all these Hellenistic references culminate with Darrow fighting a giant cyborg Minotaur at the end of this series.

Sounds like Darrow's willing to wait for it...

Darrow doesn't discriminate
Between the sinners and the saints
He takes and he takes and he takes
And he keeps living anyway
Red rises and falls and he breaks
And he makes his mistakes
And if there's a reason he's still alive
When people like Julian just die
Then he's willing to wait for it (wait for it)
He's willing to wait for it

There's only one spot open right now, so we're gonna have... tryouts.

Pretty sure American self-loathing is the least of their sins.
I'd say they could certainly do with a fair amount more of it.

Nevermind. Rome falling is unavoidable.
SO WHY DO WE GO TO SPACE AND JUST KEEP NAMING SHIT AFTER IT???

How the fuck did Roman iconography make a comeback?
Or... is this a universe where Rome never fell?

Urbaine must've put his soul into some number of items to lose that many facial features.
Now he looks like... well... I suppose I shouldn't say his name.

I feel like Darrow and Cassius could be great frenemies.
They could have some kind of heated rivalry...

Darrow:
I'ma get into the institute
I probably shouldn't brag, but damn, I amaze and astonish
The problem is, I got a lot of brains, but no polish
I gotta holler just to be heard
With every word I'm damn resolute