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Haters gonna hate. Malyan was absolutely right.

Rude graffiti? Like the mad shit on the walls of Pompeii?
Which Cielcin wrote about how they've decided to just be gay from now on?

Odysseus, buster of unions. Hardly so heroic as the fables might want you to think.

Everyone chill as hell until the army realises they can unionise.

"The drums began to beat, and the oars lifted and fell, taking us to Troy."
Me: Aww hell yeah.
"But first, to Aulis."
Me: What the fuck?

Holy fuck, Odysseus, we all know about your wife. Hopefully this whole war thing will at least get you some new shit to talk about...

Short war, Chironides, don't you worry about. You'll be back and rich before you know it.

Alright alright, you boys have had your sex, now we can start doing some plot.
I hear somebody's wife needs saving...

Achilles was the original mary sue, goddamn

🏳️‍🌈 🤨?

. . . and into the fire.

The trade of Ratatoskr suits you, Samwell.

Stannis, don't fucking doxx Aemon. He's done a lot to distance himself from those guys.

Lord Tywin Lannister did, in the end, get what he fucking deserved.

Yaas, Queen!
Stayyy!

"My name is Oberyn Martell. You murdered my sister. Prepare to die."

Joker (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) fits very well here, because this shit is enough to drive anyone crazy.

Okay, Barristan, you really are the better of Dany's two old men vagabonds

Tywin has a certain aura about him that I like, but he's never more than 45% right about anything regarding his family.

Out of the prying pan, dot, dot, dot . . .

Honestly, I think he actually did just choke. That, or R'hollor got him with an invisible garrote.

Fuck yes, Olenna, always saying what everyone's thinking.

I was hoping for a Bran/Jon crossover, but a Bran/Samwell is both crazier and better

Sisyphus learned that lesson too, it just involved a lot more finagling

Tywin sucks ass, but he's also never more wrong than he is right. Gotta give credit where it's due.

Why is everyone bringing up The Bear and the Maiden Fair all of a sudden? Is it Westeros' hottest new single of something?

Bloody brother... bloody wedding... what's not to be bloody?

Did you just say . . . bloody . . . wedding?
Like... red blood?
That would make it some kind of red wedding, I think.

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Was not expecting a Darth Bane quote canonization, but Adam Christopher, I thank you.

Frickin Rome glazer over here