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Aester
"Duralaansi... they were not the cowering retches we were promised! They stand. They are unruly, and therefore cannot be ruled."

[Annat'thandir stands, and Aester Hyde is compelled to bow]

Aester
"To challenge them... is to court DEATH."

[Annat'thandir turns, silent, and smiles]

Nath:
What kinds of things did you do?

Raph:
Stopped a bloody demon from destroying my homeland
Found a new master in the wreckage of my truce
Saved more lives than I can count on my hands
But all of it has left me bloody and bruised

So tell me
Would you share the load, of all I know
Would you bear the brunt
Of all that I cannot lose
To stay by my side, would you choose?
I know that you've been aching, aching~

We can end this now...
It's not too late...

Artorius.

Is Cecilia about to pull a demon slayer?

"That's when I do my best work."

Oh FUCK

Then I'll be Anamchara!
I will deal the blow
And I'll become a soldier like none they've ever known!
So what if I'm a monster lurking deep below?
I must be Anamchara and then I'll save their home!

I wasn't fully sure that Raph was a witch until she busted out the blood magic.

It's just a child
It's just a boy
What sort of imminent threat does he pose, that I cannot avoid?

This is the none other than the Gods' very own chosen saviour
Know that he will grow from a boy to a maniac

One fueled with rage as he's consumed by age
If you don't end him now, you'll have no one left to save

You can say goodbye to (the Monarchy)
You can say goodbye to (Cassidy)

Doomed yuri, NOOOO

What the fuck has Léonora been doing all these years?

Girl....

"Everyone keeps telling me how my story's supposed to go...

...nah, imma kill myself."
- Domina

Wait, is this yuri?
...
...
...
...
...Cortlan?

Well, sir, if I were to suppose that--metaphorically speaking--we were much like a kiln. Then could we get inside the kiln?

Lyre: "Why won't you die?"
Elias: "I didn't hear no bell."

Holy shit, Oedon, what the fuck was that for?
They were just playing around, nobody was meant to actually get hurt.

Both:
Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
Elias:
For your face
Eric:
Your voice
Elias:
Your black hand
Both:
Let's just say, I loathe it all
Every little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple, utter loathing

Elias:
What is this feeling, so sudden and new
Eric:
I felt the moment I laid eyes on you?
Elias:
My pulse is rushing
Eric:
My head is reeling
Elias:
Yeah, well, my face is flushing
Both:
What is this feeling, fervid as a flame?
Does it have a name?
Yes

Elias:
There's been some confusion for, you see, my target is
Unusually and exceedingly frustrating
And altogether quite impossible to define

Eric:
A dick.

"You got a name?"
"Artorius, and yourself?"
*The scene turns quiet as Raph focuses solely on him.*
"Ya'll acting like you've heard of me or something."
"That's 'cus I have."
*Raph shotguns Artorius in the knee*

WATCH OUT
HE'S GONNA ULT!

Yeah, of course. Domina can quit anytime he wants to.
He just doesn't want to. That's all.

Oedon is just the living manifestation of the 'Does he know?' meme
And he clearly does.

Vyx: And now, sink into the floor.
Raph: What?
Vyx: SINK.

Ooohhhhhhh

Eric is Bullseye.

Domina remembering Chora was at the party:
https://i.redd.it/u7lozj3xywo91.jpg

I lost my chieftain, I lost my mentor, my sword
A thousand men gone, I can't go forward
I must see Lord Hyde avenged and I'll know I'm not a failure
So if I must end this broken and bleeding, the scars won't need healing
I'll go where the kingdom won't reach me
And if I gotta make another deal with a witch
Scratch that itch so we all don't die?!

More famous last words have never been spoken.

Aester fucks hard.