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White girl speaks truly excellent Nikara, stuns test subject.

Six months???
Unless Riot's your enemy, you're gonna want to lower those numbers

What's the matter, Rin, first de-level laser?

The Hesperians worship... the Maker?
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...is this the fucking Ultimate Universe???

HELLOOO???
Toxic yaoi in my historical fantasy slop?
Alright, I'm sat.

So what, you're saying that with great power must also come great responsibility?
Because it sounds like you're saying that, and I don't think it strictly applies.

"You're a good kisser, Rin. But also a 🏳️‍🌈🐓"

Hey, that's the name of the frickin book!

What do I usually say at times like this?

Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room, which you will not leave. A small hunting knife. And a dashing outlook on the world around you.

"Mould!"
"What?"
"You asked how I like my goji berries--with mould on them."

I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.

Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got opium?

Well, you know what they say...
...The Shädowmän cometh

YEARS LATER…

[Leonora is awakened by the sound of thunder and lightning roaring in close proximity]

Annat: What was that?!

Leonora: Your bow!

[Leonora grabs their blade, and the pair burst out through the door of their shack. A man waits for them, the wild winds making his poncho whip about his form like an angry shadow]

Leonora: Who are you?!

[The man throws back his poncho--revealing a handheld firearm]

I'll wait, and soon
I'll see your smile in a dream

And I
Won't wake before you go
And I'll
Still be your heartbeat

Dragon god? This'll be easy. You just need to activate the harpoons, then punch its weak spot a few times.

Raph: "Change? Yeah, big change."

Oh shit, Tylaphon's totally going to spawn kill Echidna.

Marigold: Show yourself
I'm no longer trembling
Here I am
I've come so far
You are the answer I've waited for
All of my life
Oh, show yourself
Let me see who you are

Oh my god, she's defying gravity!

That's one hell of a pilot!

Andula: How does it feel to be helpless? How does it feel to know shame? I watched my love die in horror! Helpless while he was betrayed! I saw his final moments, prayed for an to the pain. Look what you turned me into! Look what we've become!

Whoa oh, we couldn't get worse.

Imagine dragons ender dragons.

Shh. Devil is speaking. Listen and learn.

Who can say if I've been changed for the better...

Cut to the goddamn credits.

Yggdra Tender? Dander? Gender? Tamnda? Tam Tamda?

Andula: Time to go to work. 🫩
Marigold: Time to go to work. 😊

...dragons.

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