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Apollo not like us, Apollo not like us, Apollo not like us

"Dude... did you seriously just lay a corpse to rest? Pretty cringe, ngl"

Damn, that was Epic... The Musical

Never look a wood horse in the mouth as they say

Achilles has NO chill

Heracles*

The sus

To think I could finish this book in a month, flew to close to the sun you could say

Shakespeare's a hack

Broke: Echoes are caused by the reverberation of sound waves off of a surface

Woke: Echo is a lovestruck mountain nymph cursed only to repeat the last thing she hears, after being rejected she stowed away in a cave from shame and withered away until only her voice was left

The Greeks wanted to make a DnD campaign so bad

Hades: I consent

Persephone: I consent

Translators: I don't!

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

I'd fault the Roman empire for plagiarising Greece's gods and just giving them a name change but also the planets, months, and days are derived from them so maybe they were onto something

son of sun vs knight of night

souls fight

damn cassidy cringe