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Broke: Echoes are caused by the reverberation of sound waves off of a surface

Woke: Echo is a lovestruck mountain nymph cursed only to repeat the last thing she hears, after being rejected she stowed away in a cave from shame and withered away until only her voice was left

The Greeks wanted to make a DnD campaign so bad

Hades: I consent

Persephone: I consent

Translators: I don't!

Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?

I'd fault the Roman empire for plagiarising Greece's gods and just giving them a name change but also the planets, months, and days are derived from them so maybe they were onto something

son of sun vs knight of night

souls fight

damn cassidy cringe

American Psycho the type of book to have a chapter called Four Seasons that's actually about Patrick Bateman fucking a prostitute's decapitated head

Whilst laying down on my Stearns & Foster Estate bed, its hand-tufted, cashmere-infused Euro top a cloud of meticulously engineered support, with my Hatsune Miku nesoberi – a surprisingly well-stitched piece of Japanese pop-culture arcana – and small IKEA Blåhaj, a soft, yet ironically menacing, plush shark, I read the Picador 2015 paperback of Bret Easton Ellis's American Psycho.