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Matthew Smith is on page 56 of 297 of 2001: A Space Odyssey (Space Odyssey, #1)

The orgasmic stone

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2001: A Space Odyssey (Space Odyssey, #1)

Matthew Smith is on page 177 of 320 of Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics

Why would he do that?

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Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics

Matthew Smith is on page 512 of 544 of Babel

Wholly shit part 2

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Matthew Smith is on page 399 of 544 of Babel

This chapter couldn’t have started one page later?

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Matthew Smith is on page 342 of 544 of Babel

WHOLLY SHIT

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Matthew Smith is on page 133 of 320 of Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics

Can’t believe that bird found that equation. Wow

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Matthew Smith is on page 62 of 736 of A History of Mathematics

Huh

— Feb 26, 2026 06:57AM Add a comment

Matthew Smith is on page 112 of 320 of Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics

Archimedes died doing what he loved, solving math naked :(

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Matthew Smith is on page 28 of 736 of A History of Mathematics

So far I give this book a << out of <<

— Feb 09, 2026 08:54AM Add a comment

Matthew Smith is on page 68 of 320 of Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics

Prostitute #5 or something like that

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Matthew Smith is on page 18 of 736 of A History of Mathematics

Can the ancient Egyptians get it together? Why are we scared of fractions with anything other than 1 as a numerator.

— Feb 04, 2026 12:31PM Add a comment

Matthew Smith is on page 44 of 320 of Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics

The Ancient Greek reallllyyyy love donkeys

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Matthew Smith is on page 21 of 320 of Journey through Genius: The Great Theorems of Mathematics

Mathematicians are kinda douche bags

— Jan 25, 2026 08:12PM Add a comment

Matthew Smith is on page 280 of 544 of Babel

Forgot to update. It’s getting exciting and gay!

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Matthew Smith is on page 236 of 544 of Babel

My silver match-pair is Playfair and Death. This silver bar will KILL professor playfair.

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Matthew Smith is on page 189 of 544 of Babel

Look how they hurt my boy :(

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Matthew Smith is on page 48 of 1590 of The Holy Bible: King James Version

Just finished Genesis, I’m Excited for Exodus, can’t wait for Moses to part the Red Sea with a Beyblade.

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Matthew Smith is on page 32 of 1590 of The Holy Bible: King James Version

Jacob went into like 4 women, bro is metal.

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Matthew Smith is on page 155 of 544 of Babel

Impeccable or as they would translate it, impeccablo

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Matthew Smith is on page 104 of 544 of Babel

So good

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Matthew Smith is on page 93 of 544 of Babel

Ok! Bi-King! Crushing on all the people

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Matthew Smith is on page 69 of 544 of Babel

Omg, I wasn’t expecting gay, I don’t care if I’m reading to much into it. These boys gay.
Also wow racism….

— Jun 27, 2025 10:03PM Add a comment

Matthew Smith is on page 46 of 544 of Babel

Now this is a good book. Also FUCK Professor Lovell

— Jun 26, 2025 10:24AM Add a comment

Matthew Smith is on page 20 of 1590 of The Holy Bible: King James Version

These people are crazy

— May 15, 2025 08:30PM Add a comment

Matthew Smith is on page 195 of 329 of Recursion

HOLY MOTHER OF COW. I’m hooked. Love me some Sci-Fi

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Matthew Smith is on page 443 of 544 of A Strange and Stubborn Endurance (The Tithenai Chronicles, #1)

Necklace and earrings during SEX?!?!? And the use of the word ARSE. I can’t, hornyy ass people

— Feb 08, 2025 08:33AM 1 comment

Matthew Smith is on page 397 of 544 of A Strange and Stubborn Endurance (The Tithenai Chronicles, #1)

These bitches horny as hell

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Matthew Smith is on page 359 of 544 of A Strange and Stubborn Endurance (The Tithenai Chronicles, #1)

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Matthew Smith is on page 350 of 544 of A Strange and Stubborn Endurance (The Tithenai Chronicles, #1)

Looks like Murr is tonight’s big loser

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Matthew Smith is on page 324 of 544 of A Strange and Stubborn Endurance (The Tithenai Chronicles, #1)

I want a castle with a garden wing now

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