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This is so cornball but I need to finish a book

I just realized this is almost 600 pages. Oh boy.

my eyes are leaking already lol

What in the Emily in Paris is going on

She still hasn’t freaked out enough about waking up in a parallel universe where no one knows what Seattle is and she’s forced to marry to the king

god this is boring

Why am I crying???? Oh right I’m mentally ill

Can we get back to figuring out why she’s stuck in a time loop idc about her getting tattoos with the dude wearing red contact lenses

Fucka me the pacing of this is so weird

can she stop saying “fucka me” it’s making me wanna fucka kms

“fucka me” …this can’t be serious

Something about the writing is annoying me to unexplainable levels

*fmc enters the room and doesnt tell her roomate something* *roommate finds out 0.5 secs later from someone else*
fmc: i hadnt told cress that yet!
GIRL WE KNOW U HAVENT WE'VE BEEN READING THIS ENTIRE EXCHANGE

this girll wont stop thinking every compliment is someone making fun of her LIKE SDFGHJKL MY GOD THEYRE JUST BEING NICE

her friend wants her to wear a blazer to a high school party? does her friend hate her?

A Harry Potter reference? Seriously.

Why am I here

can this torture be over pls

i shouldnt be surprised elle kennedy wrote this horrible plot

God this is boring

…was that not… um ok

The woman was too stunned to speak

…wtf am I reading

I’m sorry she does WHAT after school???

been so long (a few days) since i read this and forgot the whole book but pretty sure they were about to go to the bone zone